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Errm, forum posting?.......Todaysbestmix said:I get the impression that these people just have too much time on their hands, very often their letters are pointless rambling drivel. Especially Messrs. Parker & Houlton, maybe they should look for a hobby of some sort.... Any ideas?
Hmm... they'd certainly give us all a run for our money!basil said:Errm, forum posting?.......
No, but WSFF will be offered......United57 said:I have no idea who they are but count me in. Anything for a good Fatwa! Does it come with chips?
Worcester Sauce French Fries, the forum's favourite pub snack........Todaysbestmix said:Basil, WSFF? Woburn Sands Folk Festival / Women's Sport and Fitness Foundation / World Simmental Fleckvieh Federation / Worldwide Short Film Festival........
This was the best google could do but I suspect it's none of the above!
Don't be too glum George, there's always Bulgaria, Aragon, Catalonia, Ethiopia, Georgia, Greece, India, Iraq, Lithuania, Palestine, Portugal, Serbia and Russia, as well as the cities of Genoa, Amersfoort, Beirut, Fakiha, Bteghrine, Cáceres, Ferrara, Freiburg, Kumanovo, Ljubljana, Pomorie, Preston, Qormi, Rio de Janeiro, Lod, Barcelona, Moscow, Tamworth and the Maltese island of Gozo.David S Parker said:Our redundant Saint George
It was Saint George's day recently. I actually met him the other day in Victoria Park, Stafford. It’s true. He was very distraught and crying. “What’s up, Saint George?” I asked. “You look glum. Where’s your horse and sword?”
“I’ve had to give them up,” he replied. “They were an affront to health and safety, also politically incorrect. But I’m not too bothered about that, I’m redundant. That’s what really upset me.”
“What do you mean you’re redundant?”
“I don’t have a country any more that I’m patron saint of. England doesn’t exist.”
Ha, i read that also it now seems sparky is attempting pathos and satire at the same time.....Withnail said:Don't be too glum George, there's always Bulgaria, Aragon, Catalonia, Ethiopia, Georgia, Greece, India, Iraq, Lithuania, Palestine, Portugal, Serbia and Russia, as well as the cities of Genoa, Amersfoort, Beirut, Fakiha, Bteghrine, Cáceres, Ferrara, Freiburg, Kumanovo, Ljubljana, Pomorie, Preston, Qormi, Rio de Janeiro, Lod, Barcelona, Moscow, Tamworth and the Maltese island of Gozo.David S Parker said:Our redundant Saint George
It was Saint George's day recently. I actually met him the other day in Victoria Park, Stafford. It’s true. He was very distraught and crying. “What’s up, Saint George?” I asked. “You look glum. Where’s your horse and sword?”
“I’ve had to give them up,” he replied. “They were an affront to health and safety, also politically incorrect. But I’m not too bothered about that, I’m redundant. That’s what really upset me.”
“What do you mean you’re redundant?”
“I don’t have a country any more that I’m patron saint of. England doesn’t exist.”
Chin up.