looking for somewhere to be baptised (outdoor)

[Gramaisc]

Is the young man a student at university or at Stafford College?
If the latter, please can you ensure that he takes blankets, coffee and hot water bottles? Only Ofsted take a dim view of colleges mislaying students and I am not sure whether there is a category for "Withdrawal due to baptismal complications".

There's plenty of 'students' available - I'll get you another one if he doesn't come back up...

 

[Stafford College]

There's plenty of 'students' available - I'll get you another one if he doesn't come back up...

Oh, well that's all right then.
You seem very confident that you can produce one. You haven't been capturing them, have you?

 

[Gramaisc]

Oh, well that's all right then.
You seem very confident that you can produce one. You haven't been capturing them, have you?

There's loads - you can have a choice - they're virtually feral..

 

[Stafford College]

I think you might be confusing students with cats?
Stafford College students are enterprising, ambitious and in all ways impressive young people. Cats are for the most part feckless and overly interested in cardboard boxes.

For further clarification, please see our website.

 

[Gramaisc]

I think you might be confusing students with cats?
Stafford College students are enterprising, ambitious and in all ways impressive young people. Cats are for the most part feckless and overly interested in cardboard boxes.

For further clarification, please see our website.

Mmm - I 'look after' a student house. The inmates seem to be very interested in cardboard boxes, particularly those about fifteen inches square and about an inch thick. They also seem to be largely nocturnal.

 

[Mrmat]

well it happened and no one died - the vod gets played in church tomorrow and then i will try and get it on facebook and therefore on here!

 

[Catabatic]

Well, apart from the unusualness, I suspect that we're rather impressed by the intrepidity, as well....

..... Amen to that brother .....

 

[John Marwood]

well it happened and no one died - the vod gets played in church tomorrow and then i will try and get it on facebook and therefore on here!

Cholera can take five days to show

 

[Withnail]

Cholera vaccine has, to date, been the only vaccination i have had that induced an adverse reaction. Sick as a pike i was.

There was a major outbreak of cholera in Peru in the early 90's, traced to the eating of 'raw' fish in ceviche - the Minister of Fisheries did a 'Gummer', but more bravely ate the stuff himself on live television. He then contracted cholera.

That's conviction politics for you.

 

[proactive]

Cholera vaccine has, to date, been the only vaccination i have had that induced an adverse reaction. Sick as a pike i was.

There was a major outbreak of cholera in Peru in the early 90's, traced to the eating of 'raw' fish in ceviche - the Minister of Fisheries did a 'Gummer', but more bravely ate the stuff himself on live television. He then contracted cholera.

That's conviction politics for you.

We could do with more of that over here.

Politicians contracting cholera, that is...

Or maybe not...