Mundane facts about your day: Part Deux.

[staffordjas]

Oooooh , Text from Zumba instructor asking if I want to be booked in with her colleague Khris for a zumba class while she's in Hong Kong.
Hubby saying that's good I can keep it up with the other "zumba lady" .....

Googled 'Khris' to see what she looks like........ Mondays Zumba here I come !

 

[Glam]

Oooooh , Text from Zumba instructor asking if I want to be booked in with her colleague Khris for a zumba class while she's in Hong Kong.
Hubby saying that's good I can keep it up with the other "zumba lady" .....

Googled 'Khris' to see what she looks like........ Mondays Zumba here I come !

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Should we warn him you're on your way? Does the poor sod know what he's letting himself in for?

 

[staffordjas]

Should we warn him you're on your way? Does the poor sod know what he's letting himself in for?

Oii , let me get at least one session in before he gets scared off. Stellas class was going for 9 years before I got there , 2 weeks of me and she's flying off 5000 + miles away .

You should have warned the bin crews though. Soon after mine was emptied today , a few roads away........

 

[littleme]

Oooooh , Text from Zumba instructor asking if I want to be booked in with her colleague Khris for a zumba class while she's in Hong Kong.
Hubby saying that's good I can keep it up with the other "zumba lady" .....

Googled 'Khris' to see what she looks like........ Mondays Zumba here I come !

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Suddenly got an interest in Zumba and Worcester.....

 

[Glam]

Oooooh , Text from Zumba instructor asking if I want to be booked in with her colleague Khris for a zumba class while she's in Hong Kong.
Hubby saying that's good I can keep it up with the other "zumba lady" .....

Googled 'Khris' to see what she looks like........ Mondays Zumba here I come !

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Suddenly got an interest in Zumba and Worcester.....

You're probably old enough to be his Mum!!

 

[staffordjas]

You're probably old enough to be his Mum!!

Probably old enough to be his gran

 

[staffordjas]

OK....who have you lot been warning about me down here now?

Answered the doorbell to 2 black coated men armed with briefcases
Inviting me to 2 free meetings to find out how Jesus can help to save me ...

 

[Glam]

OK....who have you lot been warning about me down here now?

Answered the doorbell to 2 black coated men armed with briefcases
Inviting me to 2 free meetings to find out how Jesus can help to save me ...

These--

Or these --

 

[Mudgie]

OK....who have you lot been warning about me down here now?

Answered the doorbell to 2 black coated men armed with briefcases
Inviting me to 2 free meetings to find out how Jesus can help to save me ...

And you didn't invite them in for a coffee ?

 

[proactive]

OK....who have you lot been warning about me down here now?

Answered the doorbell to 2 black coated men armed with briefcases
Inviting me to 2 free meetings to find out how Jesus can help to save me ...

It's when they rock up wearing Fedora hats, dark glasses and carrying violin cases that you need to worry.

 

[Glam]

And you didn't invite them in for a coffee ?

She couldn't - No water!

 

[Thehooperman]

OK....who have you lot been warning about me down here now?

Answered the doorbell to 2 black coated men armed with briefcases
Inviting me to 2 free meetings to find out how Jesus can help to save me ...

Have you let them out yet?

 

[Mudgie]

She couldn't - No water!

But she knew they'd decline the offer.

 

[staffordjas]

And you didn't invite them in for a coffee ?

If they could have turned all my emergency jugs of water into wine they might have got me believing what they were spouting

 

[SketchyMagpie]

"The room was small and clean, there was a little bit of vomit on the toilet when we arrived but I just cleaned that up myself"

Reading a review for a hotel and think I must have a different definition of the word "clean" than this person.... o.o

 

[Gramaisc]

If they could have turned all my emergency jugs of water into wine they might have got me believing what they were spouting

@proactive could turn all your emergency wine into (largely) water.

 

[Lucy]

Just run it through some filters before you drink it...

 

[proactive]

@proactive could turn all your emergency wine into (largely) water.

Yes indeed, it's a free service I will gladly offer if it's decent wine.

 

[Noah]

Depends which flavour of bible-bashers they were but telling them you are either Roman Catholic or Baptist usually gets rid of them.

 

[proactive]

Depends which flavour of bible-bashers they were but telling them you are either Roman Catholic or Baptist usually gets rid of them.

Telling them you are a Satanist and asking if they are that day's sacrifice will probably have more of an effect.