Public Lavatories - In a strange town

John Marwood

I ♥ cryptic crosswords
Why are we the Brits so uptight about someone having a slash in public when the rest of Europe widdle willy nilly?

Given the lack of public bogs and the huge amount of foliage on our highways why is it frowned upon to tinkle into the undergrowth when you need to?

Or am I the only one with a bladder and no satnav for a Morrisons or McDonalds?
 

basil

don't mention the blinds
John Marwood said:
Why are we the Brits so uptight about someone having a slash in public when the rest of Europe widdle willy nilly?

Given the lack of public bogs and the huge amount of foliage on our highways why is it frowned upon to tinkle into the undergrowth when you need to?

Or am I the only one with a bladder and no satnav for a Morrisons or McDonalds?
i've given this one a bit of thought and concluded that basically you're pissing in the wind.....
 

cookie_monster

Well-Known Forumite
John Marwood said:
Given the lack of public bogs and the huge amount of foliage on our highways why is it frowned upon to tinkle into the undergrowth when you need to?
that really isnt a problem...but this has got sheffield incandescent at the mo.


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basil

don't mention the blinds
come on, the guy was drunk could've happened to anyone..... spse an ex drunken para had performed such a thing?.........
 

cookie_monster

Well-Known Forumite
basil said:
come on, the guy was drunk could've happened to anyone..... spse an ex drunken para had performed such a thing?.........
and on sheffield forum there is 30 plus page thread currently running asking all sorts of similar questions!


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Florence

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Some people would see it as akin to p*ssing on the Queen. You wouldn't do it regardless of how drunk you are. Some things just shouldn't be p*ssed on.
 

basil

don't mention the blinds
Agreed and if sober he no doubt wouldn't of done it, at least he didna cave someones face in.....
 

shoes

Well-Known Forumite
Florence said:
Some people would see it as akin to p*ssing on the Queen. You wouldn't do it regardless of how drunk you are. Some things just shouldn't be p*ssed on.
haha if i was into this kinda thing i can see no good reason to not piss on the queen?

Edit: that boy should be sent to afghanistan on military duty for a few years, he might learn a thing or two.

prohibition is looking more and more attractive by the day (only because its wrong to punish people these days, so you have to ruin it for everyone)
 

basil

don't mention the blinds
He most certainly will not be charged offending opinion it will be a public order offence and i'd guess not the first student to be up before the beak on that one ........
 

Monquey

Dressed like Cadfael
Florence said:
Some people would see it as akin to p*ssing on the Queen. You wouldn't do it regardless of how drunk you are. Some things just shouldn't be p*ssed on.
I would do it regardless of how sober I am.
 

shoes

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ah no, i was agreeing with your statement that many students have probably got this charge on their rap sheet
 

Florence

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My cousin did, but when it was reported in the Newsletter they said he was done for the lesser charge of unrinating in a public place... (their spelling, not mine)
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
There is a widespread belief that it is actually legal to urinate on the off-side rear wheel of a goods vehicle. I am not able to confirm that this is true, but I suspect that you would still need the permission of the driver, and it should probably be stationary.
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
Florence said:
My cousin did, but when it was reported in the Newsletter they said he was done for the lesser charge of unrinating in a public place... (their spelling, not mine)
According to Urban Dictionary :-

"unrinate isn't defined yet, but these are close"
 
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