Public Lavatories - In a strange town

[zakkwylde87]

I would definately urinate on the queen.

However, like mentioned in the the thread on here about the 'smack head' teen, we've all done very stupid things in the past. And especially so under the influence. So it would seem rather harsh to potentially ruin a young mans start in life by chucking him off his university course... That would seem rather pointless to me.

 

[basil]

There is a widespread belief that it is actually legal to urinate on the off-side rear wheel of a goods vehicle. I am not able to confirm that this is true, but I suspect that you would still need the permission of the driver, and it should probably be stationary.

I usually go for the near-side front.........

 

[John Marwood]

I try and aim for the spare on the rear of my vintage car but my eyesight inna what it used to be

 

[Gramaisc]

Is Ennis a strange town?

 

[John Marwood]

Ennis has always had a cartoon feel about it

But the Non-Fatal But Rather Painful Offences Against The Person Act 1997?

 

[The Stafford Beast]

I would definately urinate on the queen.

Whatever floats your boat, an' all that...

I think if you're not harming anything, and your 'parts' are fairly well hidden, then it shouldn't matter.

How about these? I seen a few when I went out in Bristol, but those were the plastic variety... I thought it was a bit of a social activity, what with lots people standing around, urinating and having a laff.

 

[The Stafford Beast]

How about these? I saw a few when I went out in Bristol, but those were the plastic variety...

In fact, if you look at the second picture with the sign on, it tells people to use another block of 24-hour pub-lavs outside of opening hours... I mean, if you're that drunk a) you wouldn't (couldn't?) read it and b) you'd just piss up the outside of it completely oblivious anyway!

 

[Gramaisc]

Ennis has always had a cartoon feel about it

But the Non-Fatal But Rather Painful Offences Against The Person Act 1997?

The war escalates....

 

[Trumpet]

Once got caught out in Lichfield, gone midnight on a Monday and finding the temp bogs in the market place locked I found relief down a drain behind some nearby shops. A copper lurking in the darkness and (I suspect) just having done the same booked me. I suppose I could have done it at the base of Dr Johnson's statue for the same fine, much better value for money I reckon.

 

[Gramaisc]

Why are we the Brits so uptight about someone having a slash in public when the rest of Europe widdle willy nilly?

The Swiss solution?

 

[basil]

Why are we the Brits so uptight about someone having a slash in public when the rest of Europe widdle willy nilly?

The Swiss solution?

That appears to be Brockley Road SE4 you could almost see the pub in the background 'The Chandos' 200 yards up the road on the left is Riseldine Road the onetime home of Spike Milligan half a mile onwards towards Crofton Park is the Brockley Jack pub, and about another half mile again is where i lived in the early 80s, small world........