So we open our doors in less then 32 hours

shoes

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basil said:
moustaches may be a problem........
Nah, you look fine:

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Trumpet

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Gramaisc said:
Lunar Scorpion said:
I don't have a passport, driving license or anything with a PASS logo on and I don't tend to dress like a prostitute.
Skill!


shoes said:
reckon we;ll get in as a pair of prostitutes? safety in numbers!
What is the correct collective noun for prostitutes?
A call? A corner?
 

Alan B'Stard

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Some several thousand hours after opening, I donned my glad rags and ironed me lucky pants to attend.

Very impressed, if a bit quiet, especially in the over 25's area.

Some internal signage would not go amiss as I ended up walking around in circles several times to find the gents, and that was sober.

Guitar hero is a good touch, shame about the Rambo game being off.

Biggest downer was realising that I'd been mis-sold lucky pants from Ebay.
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
Did you check properly when you ordered? They could easily be mucky pants, or even ducky pants - mistakes we've all made...
 

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
What is the point in these groups that people say they like? They don't seem to discuss anything, they say nothing, am I missing something or is facebook a pointless pile of crap?
 

db

#chaplife
tek-monkey said:
What is the point in these groups that people say they like? They don't seem to discuss anything, they say nothing, am I missing something or is facebook a pointless pile of crap?
i like to feel part of a group, please embrace me :keke:

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basil

don't mention the blinds
db said:
tek-monkey said:
What is the point in these groups that people say they like? They don't seem to discuss anything, they say nothing, am I missing something or is facebook a pointless pile of crap?
i like to feel part of a group, please embrace me :keke:

http://tinyurl.com/2bg26t2 db Likes tek-monkey
I would like a group to feel a part of me.........
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
basil said:
db said:
tek-monkey said:
What is the point in these groups that people say they like? They don't seem to discuss anything, they say nothing, am I missing something or is facebook a pointless pile of crap?
i like to feel part of a group, please embrace me :keke:

http://tinyurl.com/2bg26t2 db Likes tek-monkey
I would like a group to feel a part of me.........
I'm sorry, Sir, it's members only..
 

Bobothy

Newbie
Are the stories true then about people being turned away for wearing the wrong type of shoes? I heard people were rejected for wearing brown shoes!!

I'll be going there next week and was planning to wear a shirt with jeans and some light brown deck shoes, if the bouncers know anything about fashion i should be fine, so i'm not confident :lol:
 

mitch

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Bobothy said:
Are the stories true then about people being turned away for wearing the wrong type of shoes? I heard people were rejected for wearing brown shoes!!

I'll be going there next week and was planning to wear a shirt with jeans and some light brown deck shoes, if the bouncers know anything about fashion i should be fine, so i'm not confident :lol:
I used to think I looked the dogs bollocks in tartan bondage trousers, beetle crushers, a destroy shirt and a peroxide mohawk but alas most of the town's bouncers thought I looked a twat therefore it was a toss up between The Chains or The Lamb.
 
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