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OMG! I'm gonna throw the thing over the hedge & onto the common.Dust contains a chemical which has the same effect on them as steroids do on mammals - It will probably burst out shortly, like an eight-legged version of the Incredible Hulk.
That accounts for the monster that ran across the Livingroom wall this morning then ....Dust contains a chemical which has the same effect on them as steroids do on mammals - It will probably burst out shortly, like an eight-legged version of the Incredible Hulk.
I thought you didn't mind spiders @Gadget?As I was getting into bed last night I came face to face with a rather large wild arachnid. It was in some distress as it had it's back legs caught in the web of one of those bloody cellar spiders (infested I tell you!) and said cellar spider had a napkin on and was moving in for it's dinner. Being the lovely person I am I managed to ask the OH, in between squeaks of distress, to rescue and evict dinner and also remove the now irate and disappointed would be diner. It took a while to get to sleep last night.
I thought you didn't mind spiders @Gadget?
I'm not overly impressed with last nights antics either.....took the smallest child up to bed & duely spent 10 minutes faffing about getting her into bed.....just turned round to switch her lamp on only to be deafened by her screaming 'SPIDER, SPIDER'!
'WHERE'? I bellow .....'ITS ON YOUR BACK & ITS MASSIVE'! she screams.......Que panic as the child shuts herself in her room screaming 'Daddy!' leaving me to strip off on the landing at the same time as screaming for the husband.....he charges upstairs wondering why we are all screaming.... I shut myself in the bathroom leaving him with my clothes & the monster spider that the eventually kills with a shoe after claiming 'Omg! Look at the size of it, its massive'!
I went to look after it was killed & it truly was HUGE. How long had I been walking about with it sat on me???? I still haven't recovered!
I thought you didn't mind spiders @Gadget?
I'm not overly impressed with last nights antics either.....took the smallest child up to bed & duely spent 10 minutes faffing about getting her into bed.....just turned round to switch her lamp on only to be deafened by her screaming 'SPIDER, SPIDER'!
'WHERE'? I bellow .....'ITS ON YOUR BACK & ITS MASSIVE'! she screams.......Que panic as the child shuts herself in her room screaming 'Daddy!' leaving me to strip off on the landing at the same time as screaming for the husband.....he charges upstairs wondering why we are all screaming.... I shut myself in the bathroom leaving him with my clothes & the monster spider that the eventually kills with a shoe after claiming 'Omg! Look at the size of it, its massive'!
I went to look after it was killed & it truly was HUGE. How long had I been walking about with it sat on me???? I still haven't recovered!
It was a truly horrific experience! - I still feel like Donna on Dr Who (Turn Left) .....Oh gawd! I would DIE! Your lucky to be alive!!! Have you thought about getting a lottery ticket today?
I daren't tell you you'll have more kittens than Glam's sister lolAnother massive one on the bedroom ceiling last night. Where are these monsters coming from?
Another massive one on the bedroom ceiling last night. Where are these monsters coming from?
Nooooooo 2nd worst after spiders.....Hopefully the spiders will devour the plague of daddy-long-legs/crane flys/leatherjackets that are soon to be amongst us, dunna rely on the ants to save us......