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I've just had an actual letter through the door, telling me that I can reduce my risk of having a stroke by driving to Yarnfield and giving some bloke £129.
I may write back and point out that they have slightly increased it, although at no charge to me.
I know some pubs where you can get a stroke for about a tenner … !! … and the broken ribs you get for free.