Today I Heard.....

[Gramaisc]

... the following conversation in the pub.

Chap walks in and orders a drink.

"Who's that behind the bar?"

"That's Willie's daughter" (i.e., the landlord's niece)

"Oh, how old is she now?"

"Twenty."

"Oh, how many kids has he?"

"Two, a boy and a girl. They're twins"

"Oh, how old is the lad?"

He then spent fully twenty seconds wondering why none of us had answered him...

 

[Thehooperman]

Whilst listening to the news but not really watching I heard a sports newsreader talking about the six nations say "the Welsh hit rock bottom if they lose today".

He said the Welsh and hit very quickly and it sounded somewhat different to what he actually meant