Waitrose coming to Uttoxeter...the wait is nearly over

[Gramaisc]

Which aisle is the bullshit in?

It'll be in the same aisle as the cow urine.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35749269

 

[Carole]

Overheard in Waitrose (apparantly)

"Mother, we have a dilemma. There are no artichokes left. What are you to put in my lunch box tomorrow"

"Darling, please don't put anything in the trolley that has a reduced sticker on it. Someone from the golf club might see"

"Daddy look, Tofu is on special offer"

"Mummy, are we shopping for the boat as well"

"No pine nuts, it's like shopping in the third world"

"Lucas, stop hitting your sister or there will be no brioche for you"

"No Sebastian, put the falafel down. You already chose olives with manchego as your treat".

 

[Gate89]

We don't see many boats in Uttoxeter.....

 

[Trumpet]

"No pine nuts, it's like shopping in the third world"

Sounds like Mrs T.

 

[Withnail]

Overheard in Waitrose (apparantly)

"Mother, we have a dilemma. There are no artichokes left. What are you to put in my lunch box tomorrow"

"Darling, please don't put anything in the trolley that has a reduced sticker on it. Someone from the golf club might see"

"Daddy look, Tofu is on special offer"

"Mummy, are we shopping for the boat as well"

"No pine nuts, it's like shopping in the third world"

"Lucas, stop hitting your sister or there will be no brioche for you"

"No Sebastian, put the falafel down. You already chose olives with manchego as your treat".

Man, keep them coming, they're golden.

Can foresee trips to Waitrose just for the eavesdroppin'.

 

[1JKz]

I'd prefer to eavesdrop in Waitrose than Asda.