Are all toilet seats standard? Help fitting a new one, please...

[proactive]

A half decent one with sturdy fixings will cost between £60 and £80 nowadays.

Holy shit!

 

[Alee]

There's a technique for using a broken toilet seat . Arrange the seat first so its level then gently lower yourself , evenly distributing the weight . Try not to make any sudden movements to ensure bum chedks aren't pinched by the seat sliding to one side :-D

 

[My Name is URL]

Yes they are,unfortunatley they tend to fall to pieces after a few turds have been laid upon them. A half decent one with sturdy fixings will cost between £60 and £80 nowadays.

My current toilet seat came with the toilet, if it was purchased standalone it would probably cost £5.... been going strong for the last four years with no issues.

Its only stupid shaped toilet seats (sorry @db) that cost stupid amounts.... supply and demand...

 

[db]

My current toilet seat came with the toilet, if it was purchased standalone it would probably cost £5.... been going strong for the last four years with no issues.

Its only stupid shaped toilet seats (sorry @db) that cost stupid amounts.... supply and demand...

no need to apologise, i agree!

one of the great things about having a new build so far has been the fact that everything is so "out of the box" and standard.. god knows why they have gone with a none-standard bog

 

[Gramaisc]

jesus wept, i thought toilet seats were about a tenner!

The cheapest toilet seat in B&Q is called "Basil"...

 

[Withnail]

The cheapest toilet seat in B&Q is called "Basil"...

One can only hope that the "Basil" seat is inscribed with the sage advice - "When in the company of family and friends, as soon as you cut your 1st sausage ...... Flush ! ........." - around it's circumference.

 

[Catabatic]

Don't know whether you're sorted or not on this - B & Q foyer, soft close seats £10.00. Not sure if they are the correct size or shape - you can always buy one, offer it up unwrapped and get your money back if it's useless.

 

[John Marwood]

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[captainpish]

There's a technique for using a broken toilet seat . Arrange the seat first so its level then gently lower yourself , evenly distributing the weight . Try not to make any sudden movements to ensure bum chedks aren't pinched by the seat sliding to one side :-D

Or arrepted severance of hanging fruit as a mate of mine almost found out.