Euro 2016

[Withnail]

Iniesta - I is neat

 

[John Marwood]

Terry Cooper - ice maiden poo

 

[Withnail]

Hey Fatih Terim

Sweet sugar dumpling

 

[Withnail]

This Tournament has, thus far, and with the possible exception of Spain, proved only that EVERYONE is really shit at playing football.

At this rate it could be the Tournament that solves once and for all - or at least for the next four years - the age old question...

Who's the least shit football team in Europe?

A coveted crown.

 

[John Marwood]

This Tournament has, thus far, and with the possible exception of Spain, proved only that EVERYONE is really shit at playing football.

At this rate it could be the Tournament that solves once and for all - or at least for the next four years - the age old question...

Who's the least shit football team in Europe?

A coveted crown.

 

[Withnail]

This Referendum has, thus far, and with the possible exception of Jo Cox, proved only that EVERYONE is really shit at playing politics.

At this rate it could be the Referendum that solves once and for all - or at least for the next four-seeable future - the age old question...

Who's the least shit political faction in Britain?

A coveted crown.

 

[Jonah]

This Tournament has, thus far, and with the possible exception of Spain, proved only that EVERYONE is really shit at playing football.

At this rate it could be the Tournament that solves once and for all - or at least for the next four years - the age old question...

Who's the least shit football team in Europe?

A coveted crown.

It's not been the highest quality tournament so far that's for sure.

 

[John Marwood]

Listening to Wales v Russia later

WAL RUS

 

[Trumpet]

Praise God The Cock doesn't have a TV in the bar.

TV has appeared, no-one watching.

 

[John Marwood]

TV Cock Staffordshire
That should work

 

[Roland]

Did anyone of our players break into a sweat or get their kit dirty last night, I have never seen such a bunch of clueless wasters (apart from last time I watched the Villa) since the last time I watched England play!

 

[Jonah]

Winning a football match is difficult when only one team tries to win. Slovakia set out to defend all match, barely bothering to attack. England had chances, but didn't put them away. Calling them 'clueless wasters' is a stupid thing to say.

 

[Roland]

Winning a football match is difficult when only one team tries to win. Slovakia set out to defend all match, barely bothering to attack. England had chances, but didn't put them away. Calling them 'clueless wasters' is a stupid thing to say.

They were the same in the Wales game, no idea in the last third of the pitch.

 

[Withnail]

Have you been reading Bluffball.co.uk?

 

[John Marwood]

Russia Euro 2020
Can't wait

 

[Roland]

Have you been reading Bluffball.co.uk?

No never heard of it, should I be reading it?

 

[John Marwood]

 

[Trumpet]

At the end of the day it's goals that make the score. If that late shot of Rooneys had gone in the back of the net it would definitely have been a goal. Etc Etc Etc.
Sure I've still got my Viz football pundits slide rule somewhere.

 

[Gramaisc]

Well, stone me....!

 

[proactive]

Well, stone me....!

That was well deserved.