Give us a joke... go on it might be funny :)

[shoes]

Haha thanks budddy!

 

[Furbal]

The cynic in me thinks shoes looked that up on teh intarweb... -1

Yes I'm a jerk

 

[shoes]

Just because you didnt do A-Level Geog

Edit: Reciprocated

 

[Catabatic]

Thanks for the welcomizations!

Seen it here a while ago, how to grab a piece of text and comment on it, along with smilies etc. Help, can't find it now.

So, for dirtybobbies benefit, shoes is cock on.



Meanwhile.....




Three lads in a lap dancing club were watching a busty blonde gyrating on the pole.
The London lad stuck £20 on her left buttock.
Not to be outdone the
Manchester lad stuck £30 on her right buttock.
The Scouse lad swiped his cloned debit card down the cheeks of her arse and took the £50 cash back!

 

[Admin]

Thanks for the welcomizations!

Seen it here a while ago, how to grab a piece of text and comment on it, along with smilies etc. Help, can't find it now.

If you want to quote a particular post, click the Quote link at the bottom of that post. If you want to add a smiley, click the Smilies link underneath the text box while you are writing your message.

Welcome to The Forum

 

[mickyboy]

welcome to the forum catabatic.

A woman goes to a gynecologist. Whilst examining her, the doctor asks, "So, have you ever had a check up here before?"

"No, but I have had some Germans and an Austrian."

 

[Catabatic]

If you want to quote a particular post, click the Quote link at the bottom of that post. If you want to add a smiley, click the Smilies link underneath the text box while you are writing your message.

Thanks Admin

 

[mickyboy]

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Fred had a date with Sue.He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
"Oh,come on in!" Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in." Have a seat in the living room.Would you like something to drink?Lemonade?Tea?"
" Tea,please", Fred said.Mam brought the tea....
" So,what are you and Sue planning to do tonight?" She asked.
" Oh,probably catch a movie,and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the wimpey bar,maybe take a walk on the beach...."
" Sue likes to screw,you know" Mam informed him.
" Really?" Fred replied;eyebrows rose.
" Oh yes," the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"
" Is that so?" asked Fred." Yes" said the mother." As a matter of fact,she'd screw all night if we let her!"
" Well thanks for the tip!"Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
A moment later,Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt,and wearing her hair tied in a bouncy ponytail.She greeted Fred.
" Have fun,kids!"The mother said as they left.
Half an hour later,a completely disheveled Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.
" The twist,mam!" She angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen.
" The soddin' dance is called the twist!"

 

[mickyboy]

I plan to open a Comedy Club which will also include Prostitutes!

I shall call it 'BROFL'

 

[cat_woman]

When is a car not a car..........

When it turns into a garage!

 

[db]

I plan to open a Comedy Club which will also include Prostitutes!

I shall call it 'BROFL'

brilliant.. i'm trying to think of other ones now - like perhaps a vegetarian eatery cum comedy club called Falaflol

 

[Wookie]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The barman says "You're all idiots" and pours two beers.

 

[mickyboy]

I went to a German Restaurant the other day. Not a pleasant experience.

The starter was saurkraut, and it was bloody awful.

But the wurst was yet to come.

 

[db]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The barman says "You're all idiots" and pours two beers.

i love geeky jokes lol

 

[MyCult]

http://www.bash.org/?870063

found on digg today

 

[shoes]

haha n00b rap!

 

[db]

http://www.bash.org/?870063

found on digg today

<djahandarie> we ain't here to do e-c-e
<djahandarie> we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b
<djahandarie> listen to me spit these rhymes
<djahandarie> while i program lines
<djahandarie> and commit web accessibility crimes
<djahandarie> word, son

brilliant.. reminds me of mc hawking, 'cept web 2.0 style

 

[MyCult]

I thought it was ace too, made me re-visit Bash.org. To find classics like:

____________________________________________

I use php and c

I use pcp and H.

____________________________________________

You know, you really ought to have a bra with 403: forbidden on it.

And you really ought to have a pair of boxers with 404: not found.

____________________________________________

QUESTION FOR EVERYONE....

IT'S TO THE LEFT OF YOUR 'A' KEY.

 

[Wookie]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The barman says "You're all idiots" and pours two beers.

i love geeky jokes lol

I was so afraid I'd be the only one that found that funny.

 

[db]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The barman says "You're all idiots" and pours two beers.

i love geeky jokes lol

I was so afraid I'd be the only one that found that funny.

no, you can make that 1.999 recurring