In the news...

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Doctors in India removed a three-inch piece of a toothbrush, including the business end, from a 31-year-old woman's nose.

 

[Astro Boy]

fat squirrel

 

[Astro Boy]

man jailed for urinating on woman

this is not funny but a tad shocking as to what people think and do to others...........

 

[db]

man jailed for urinating on woman

this is not funny but a tad shocking as to what people think and do to others...........

 

[Astro Boy]

mini cattle rustling

 

[cookie_monster]

pedal-o-phile!


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[Scuttlingb]

pedal-o-phile!


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Poor bloke. There he is in the privacy of his hotel room pleasuring himself with whatever and he's put on the sex offenders register. It some how doesn't seem fair. Were the cleaners done for voyeurism??? No I didn't think so!

 

[Astro Boy]

old orange

 

[cookie_monster]

identity of the subject of the latest royal family sex scandal is revealed!!!!


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[victoriab]

pedal-o-phile!


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Did anyone read to the bottom?

'Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.'

As much as having sex with bicycles boggles my brain, I find it much harder to work out how one would bonk the pavement!

 

[Astro Boy]

yeah, remember the hoo har back in '93. was just as baffling then. sorry cant offer ant insight as to why a man would stick his penis into those type of inanimate objects. i mean, i love my bike but violating it like that would be a travesty!

 

[Astro Boy]

a380 mile high club

 

[Scuttlingb]

We had a visit at work from the guy who flies the air ambulance. Basically, they were fund raising, we give a certain amount per week/month through our wages and the government top it up by giving tax relief. It's a wonderful idea. And they said it looks like it will be based in Hixon. Oh, and if you have a badge when you make the emergency call you get served first! OK, I lied about the last bit lol

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/staffordshire/7070123.stm

 

[Astro Boy]

it would be nice if all cars were subjected to this treatment once they were written off or became obsolete.

Extend that Land Rover life

imagine the money and resources saved. bbc - a business opportunity for your employers product or indeed, for yourself?

 

[Sofa]

Wife feeds husband dog poo.

 

[Scuttlingb]

I think all our thoughts and prayers should be with the fire fighters and their families.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/coventry_warwickshire/7077797.stm

 

[FooFighter]

Is this you
work

I bet it is!!

 

[Mrs M]

Sounds like SBC/SCC to me.

 

[Andreas Rex]

Ha ha ha!

Excerpt from story:

"The class watched in disbelief as she put a dogs’ collar on him and spanked him 16 times."

 

[tek-monkey]

Classic