Leave or Remain?

[basil]

 

[EasMid]

Just about the funniest thing to come out of BREXIT

and yes, there hasn't been a lot


https://www.irishnews.com/magazine/...ntest-after-tense-exchange-on-brexit-1568692/

I saw this live on the Politics programme. They were like a pair of kids in the playground. Mark Francois made a complete walker of himself,

 

[Gramaisc]

Mark Francois made a complete walker of himself,

That is totally unfair.


He achieved that status long before any of us had even heard of him.

 

[Tilly]

To be fair

He doesn't look like he does much walking

 

[Noah]

British politics in turmoil, riots in France, my god we must be living in the late 18th century.

 

[Gramaisc]

British politics in turmoil, riots in France, my god we must be living in the late 18th century.

It would certainly seem so...

 

[proactive]

Looks like a third rate bit-part actor from In Loving Memory.

But without the talent.

 

[EasMid]

To be fair

He doesn't look like he does much walking

Feckin autocorrect. I’ve just noticed the typo. Of course I meant wanker.

 

[Gramaisc]

Feckin autocorrect. I’ve just noticed the typo. Of course I meant wanker.

Of course we interpolated your presumed intended meaning.

I expected that you would be along shortly to confirm your correction.

In fact, I was fully confident that you would take the necessary steps to pull it off.

 

[Sir BoD]

Of course we interpolated your presumed intended meaning.

I expected that you would be along shortly to confirm your correction.

In fact, I was fully confident that you would take the necessary steps to pull it off.

It was a masterstroke.

 

[BobClay]

You've got to hand it to these punners …

 

[tek-monkey]

If I hear one more cretin use the impending Lisbon treaty as their reason to leave the EU.....

 

[Trumpet]

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What do you do when, on the Friday morning, you discover that restaurant B serves dog shit?

 

[tek-monkey]

What do you do when, on the Friday morning, you discover that restaurant B serves dog shit?

Beers at home and a takeaway, the whole point is you don't eat shit merely because you didn't have all the facts. Eating shit because you didn't know is bad, but eating shit when you know it's shit should only happen on certain speciality websites.

 

[BobClay]

When I were't a lad … we used to DREAM of dog shit ….

 

[proactive]

When I were't a lad … we used to DREAM of dog shit ….

Things were different in Victorian times I suppose

 

[Gramaisc]

Things were different in Victorian times I suppose

To be fair to @BobClay, he is actually from the Georgian era.

 

[BobClay]

I’ve always considered myself of the Plantaganet era. A sort of Game of Thrones reality show although I can’t deny I would miss modern plumbing.

 

[Tilly]

The horse

Despite its death

We will continue to kill

The horse

Because its death is important

To be dead

So

The killing will continue

And despite me killing it

I am now officially

Blaming another

For this death

And he will stand trial

For this

Continued death

Of a horse

Thank you

The statement ends

But you know what will continue

Don't you

 

[basil]

and the band played on.....