NUROFEN EXPRESS
A list
THE 50 BIGGEST “HEADACHES” OF MODERN LIFE:
- Your laptop/computer freezing
- PPI calls
- Slow Wi-Fi
- Being stuck in traffic
- People who take up two parking spaces
- Public transport delays
- Junk mail
- Waiting on the phone for the doctors
- When people chuck their rubbish out of the car window
- People who don’t use their indicators
- Pot holes
- Stepping in dog muck
- When you hold the door open for someone and they don’t say thank you
- The rising cost of living
- When people let their children misbehave in restaurants
- Rude sales assistants
- Screaming kids
- Buying property
- When people hold a conversation in a door way
- People cancelling on you
- Noisy neighbours
- Reality TV shows
- Road works
- Middle lane hoggers
- Your delivery gets lost in the post
- Computer jargon
- Forgetting your password
- Council tax
- People talking overly loud on public transport
- People who cycle on pavements
- Finding the start of the sellotape
- When people start boarding the train before everyone has gotten off
- Slow walkers
- People talking in the cinema
- Train fares
- Ordering something online and it is damaged
- Queuing for the self-service checkout
- People chewing gum with their mouth open
- Being charged for extra luggage at the airport
- Mums on Facebook who constantly upload pictures of their kid
- Getting stuck behind a tractor
- Cyclists on the road
- Paying your bills
- Speed cameras
- Motorcyclists weaving in and out of the traffic
- Not having enough change for the car park
- Twitter trolls
- Your partner snoring
- Loud music
- People asking questions when your programme is on
- Lists
Over the last 4 days travelling to, around and back from the continent I've been wound up by: Numbers 1, 3, 4, 6, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 17, 19, 21, 23, 24, 29, 30, 33, 41, 45
My friend suffered a modified version of 48 - I'm also going to say we had issues with 37, if you include passport control in that!
I've also had an issue with 25 and come back to a huge pile of 7
And I've just annoyed everyone with number 51...