Mundane facts about your day...

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Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
I have a close mate who's girlfriend of 3 years found out he was being unfaithful when he inadvertantly rang her in similar circumstances to the ones you mention and his now ex heard him telling some girl he wanted to 'take her up the arse'..............:D
OK, this seems fairly straightforward....

Slice of toast before work this afternoon, had take a patient up DGH
...but, I don't understand this - and I'm not Googling it, in case the D stands for'dogging'...
 

Jonah

Spouting nonsense since the day I learned to talk
Trapped my finger in the car door this morning. Hurting like buggery now.
 

Trumpet

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Got some sort of lurgy today. Crap nights sleep, only managed. 'til 11:00 at work and had to come home. Not like me, I don't do ill. On sofa now under fluffy blanket with hot water bottle and book.
 

staffordjas

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Found out the massive plane we were originally flying on holiday in has now been changed to a smaller one. Same reserved seat numbers, but instead of sitting in front of the wings we are now sitting by them (where I can watch all the rusty nuts and bolts on those flappy things going up & down, convinced they are about to fall off anytime soon :roll: )
 

John Marwood

I ♥ cryptic crosswords
Found out the massive plane we were originally flying on holiday in has now been changed to a smaller one. Same reserved seat numbers, but instead of sitting in front of the wings we are now sitting by them (where I can watch all the rusty nuts and bolts on those flappy things going up & down, convinced they are about to fall off anytime soon :roll: )
 

Lucy

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I too will join the ill club. I think it's my first ever migraine. Car shared this morning too, which made getting home that but trickier...
 

wmrcomputers

Stafford PC & laptop repair specialist
Recently purchased car failed it's MOT this morning, with a repair cost of around £400. Instead I've ordered the parts in myself off eBay which including a fitting-only quote from AA Silencers should only be in the region of £150 total. A saving worth my time :)
 

Glam

Mad Cat Woman
Found out the massive plane we were originally flying on holiday in has now been changed to a smaller one. Same reserved seat numbers, but instead of sitting in front of the wings we are now sitting by them (where I can watch all the rusty nuts and bolts on those flappy things going up & down, convinced they are about to fall off anytime soon :roll: )
Did you ever watch the Twilight Zone with the airplane.................................?
 

wmrcomputers

Stafford PC & laptop repair specialist
Trying to stop myself from spending money I don't have. Much better version of my drone, usually £940 and currently on offer at £679. Mine discontinued and due to demand I could get my full money back within days, leaving me around £280 out of pocket.
Wife in bed and I'm sat here looking at my brand new credit card. How the hell do I stop myself?!?!?!
 
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