I think the vast amount of money the Council has spent on the upgrading of the traffic system in Stafford is a brilliant idea.
Not a day goes by when I pray to SBC for the traffic lights at the ASDA island when I'm waiting on the lights to change to green with no traffic coming.
I praise them for spending hundreds of thousands of pounds re-routing the ghastly traffic around Mill Bank and ingeniously removing pedestrian crossings, whilst at the same time removing my totally unneeded line of sight for vehicles coming from the right.
I also praise them for the traffic calming measures all around Stafford, as without them, think of all the garages what would not have made money on everyone needing new suspension sooner, or the extra fuel used to keep the engine running whilst the traffic finally stops coming and one car can be let through.
Of course, in this amazingly run town, who can escape the excellence of the public transport, too!? The buses now don't do return fares - this helps the countless people who kept losing their tickets! What nice people they are to think of us in that way!
So before you slag off this brilliant council, and it's stone age members - remember this: fat cats need more food to sustain their image. It's hard to make these brilliant decisions without consulting groups know claim to know what they're doing.
They don't have things like Google and Yahoo at their disposal, so they have to resort to sticking pins in a map whilst blindfolded to decide where to upgrade next, and depending on what colour pin they've chosen, that depicts which upgrade they get - be it a brilliant speed bump to reduce the speeds of those darn ambulances on 999 calls, or the traffic lights which allow us to pause and reflect life at midnight, when otherwise we'd just just on like the rest of the world as there's no traffic coming.
Three cheers for Stafford Borough and Stafford County Council!
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