'Rapture' apocalypse prediction sparks atheist reaction

Withnail

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I'm still curious as to how something can happen at 6 pm simultaneously in all time time zones. How the ... does that work?
 

Alan B'Stard

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Withnail said:
I'm still curious as to how something can happen at 6 pm simultaneously in all time time zones. How the ... does that work?
His Great Noodly Appendage works in mysterious ways.
 

Gramaisc

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Colin Grigson said:
Withnail said:
I'm still curious as to how something can happen at 6 pm simultaneously in all time time zones. How the ... does that work?
His Great Noodly Appendage works in mysterious ways.
Didn't Saint Bob Geldof manage something like that when he did Live Aid?
 

Withnail

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Well, there's still time if 'Carry On' Camping was wrong about the whole warping of time thing.

By my reckoning we have about 4 minutes.

Chin chin.
 

Withnail

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Withnail

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Gramaisc said:
An Icelandic volcano has just started erupting - Q.E.D. - perhaps..
Unaccustomed as i am to surrounding myself with Christians - i'm fairly sure the couple up the road are unenraptured - i may be wrong and shall check in the morning (they have a small child so it's probably for the best not to check now). Inconclusive proof, obviously - maybe they weren't good enough.

Otherwise, i have failed to be moved. I was lead to believe that the earthquake announcing 'The End Of The World' would be something of note - i confess to feeling a little let down.

Roll on 2012 and 'the end of the Mayan calender' - that's bound to be better.
 

joshua

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I just woke up and looked out the window and can't believe it, the Prophecy was true, the end of the world is upon us.... wait wait false alarm, I've just remembered I live in Stafford
 

Andreas Rex

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I'm just reading a rather amusing article from The Washington Post - 'Apocalypse believers wait vigilantly for the end after months of preparing; skeptics carry on'.

A couple of choice cuts:

"I had some skepticism but I was trying to push the skepticism away because I believe in God," said Keith Bauer — who hopped in his minivan in Maryland and drove his family 3,000 miles to California for the Rapture.

He started his day in the bright morning sun outside the gated Oakland headquarters of Family Radio International, whose founder, Harold Camping, has been broadcasting the apocalyptic prediction for years.

"I was hoping for it because I think heaven would be a lot better than this earth," said Bauer, a tractor-trailer driver who began the voyage west last week, figuring that if he "worked last week, I wouldn't have gotten paid anyway, if the Rapture did happen."

and...

In New York’s Times Square, Robert Fitzpatrick, of Staten Island, said he was surprised when the six o'clock hour simply came and went. He had spent his own money to put up advertising about the end of the world.

"I can't tell you what I feel right now," he said, surrounded by tourists. "Obviously, I haven't understood it correctly because we're still here."

Crazy fools!
 

United57

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I wonder how many people lost money at the bookies on the world ending? The only problem you lose if it doen't and you lose if it does.
 

Withnail

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Apocalypse still imminent: Rapture now coming in October

Harold Camping, architect of Saturday's dramatic events in which Judgment Day came and went without so much as an earthquake, has revealed what went wrong. He took to his show on his network Family Radio to reveal the simple truth: the Apocalypse was imminent, he'd just got it out by five months. So now the world is going to end – really and truly this time – on 21 October.
 
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