Targeted Advertising.

[Jade-clothing]

Aargh now I'm getting the gastric band one - so now I'm FAT as well as wrinkly?

 

[tek-monkey]

If you had the band fitted you'd be even wrinklier I guess, its a clever combined campaign!

 

[littleme]

Aw - how come?
I'm now being offered rehab! Probably due to me being traumatised by the suggestion I have wrinkles!

Hmm not sure, I get 'your add here' adds but no real adds...

Surely if you're all fat you can't have wrinkles too? I know putting on a bit if weight did wonders for my crows feet!

 

[proactive]

I don't get any

 

[littleme]

 

[Gramaisc]

I've just had a snail-mail-shot from the County Council, attempting to get me to become a foster-parent and promising me "up to £609 a week" - http://www.care4child.org/Fostering/Flexible-Fostering/Flexible-Fostering.aspx - this may not really be targeted specifically at me, as I got next-door's as well.

I may enquire whether it's possible to specify the size - chimneys are so much smaller these days...

 

[Gramaisc]

I'm now being asked to promote the teaching of art in US schools by simply eating more raisins - http://www.americansforthearts.org/public_awareness/ .

 

[Gramaisc]

Rather worryingly, I'm now being asked to join a clinical trial for a new therapy to combat the symptoms of multiple sclerosis.

 

[Bob]

I've got mini digger hire, before that it was B&Q.

At the bottom I have monsoon - I may even have a look at that one.

 

[stoofer34]

Beauty Product Testers wanted? too late for me!

S

 

[Gramaisc]

Beauty Product Testers wanted? too late for me!

I'm getting that now - difficult to see how they could assess effectiveness on somebody at my level of perfection..?

 

[Gramaisc]

I just been invited to apply for a mortgage from the Clydesdale Bank, which is deeply disturbing in several ways....

 

[littleme]

OOOeerrrrr! Using a computer for once so I can see the ads......previous page was 2 lots of online dating, and the bottom of this one is for hair transplants!!

 

[tek-monkey]

I keep getting ones telling me to buy a roku, so I just bought my second this week.

 

[andy w]

Seeing that lovely old man from Wonga wanting to lend me money at a cuddly 5,000% apr!

 

[Gramaisc]

I'm currently being offered Tesco's special Ramadan food range - to help with the current daytime eating restrictions - handy.

 

[Gramaisc]

Possibly as a result of the above - I am now being offered assistance in obtaining a visa enabling me to travel - to Jordan......

 

[John Marwood]

Seeing that lovely old man from Wonga wanting to lend me money at a cuddly 5,000% apr!

 

[andy w]

I'm being offered a free personality test, well I hope they can search very deep!

 

[Gramaisc]

I being offered the means to invest my meagre resources - http://lnd.easy-forex.com/getstarted.aspx?bid=2363&lang=pl&gclid=CNPoyavQ7rgCFaKWtAodmS0A9w - through the medium of the Polish language...