Targeted Advertising.

[Gramaisc]

I'm now being offered, by House of Fraser, some Zesty Lemon Hand wash - http://www.houseoffraser.co.uk/ESPA Zesty Lemon, Ylang Ylang Tonka Bean Hand Wash/180859341,default,pd.html

and for once I believe that I know why - and I didn't have to stand on a stool to find out..

 

[Admin]

I still click on them from time to time, doing one's duty and all that.

I had no idea people did this! Thanks very much, every little helps.

 

[tek-monkey]

I have adblock at home so don't usually see them, to counter this I click the odd one when at work.

 

[Gramaisc]

Now, I'm being urged to help prevent wildfires occurring in the United States - http://www.smokeybear.com/ - well, I'll do my best.

 

[Gramaisc]

I'm now being presented with a special offer on gastric bands - only £4,995.

Hmm, I wonder if they have them available in my size?

 

[flossietoo]

The Flossietoo buy-it-two-sizes-bigger-and-move-around-inside-it strategy has never looked more sensible. With a gastric band that's got a bit if give in it, you can still put away a few pies.

 

[Withnail]

I'm still on the Wiltshire Farm Foods.

With Wiltshire Farm Foods i have a feeling i will not be in need of a gastric band.

Unless perhaps i say gastric band again?

( gastric band - again )

 

[Gramaisc]

Today's special offer is a visit to 'The Giant Wedding Show' - http://www.derbyshireweddingfayres.co.uk/ - I might go, a giant wedding isn't something you see every day.

 

[proactive]

a giant wedding isn't something you see every day.

Unless you are a Mormon

 

[Gramaisc]

Ah, this is what I was expecting..

 

[Withnail]

Unless you are a Mormon

Them be Moonies, not Mormons.

Totally different (is this right? Ed) medium of madness.

 

[Gramaisc]

Perhaps there has been some Unification..?

 

[Withnail]

Perhaps there has been some Unification..?

Now i've got 'the largest cosmetic surgery hospital in Europe' on my case.

Perhaps we could ask them to graft a Moonie on to a Mormon and observe them over the course of a week or so to see how 'Unified' they are at the end of the project?

 

[proactive]

Them be Moonies, not Mormons.

Totally different (is this right? Ed) medium of madness.

Oh, right. The difference being?

 

[tek-monkey]

Mormons usually travel in pairs, moonies prefer to do things en mass.

 

[Withnail]

Oh, right. The difference being?

You know, i'm not overly sure of the nitty gritty.

Their respective approach to marriage is, however, markedly different...

 

[Jade-clothing]

I'm being asked to test anti wrinkle skin care. humph I'm a little miffed

 

[littleme]

Feeling a little left out as I don't get any

 

[tek-monkey]

Gastric bands for me.

EDIT: Plus an awful lot of ads for join.me, which I already use....

 

[Jade-clothing]

Feeling a little left out as I don't get any

Aw - how come?
I'm now being offered rehab! Probably due to me being traumatised by the suggestion I have wrinkles!