Thehooperman
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Apologies this is how they are labelled on the plans we received. I have amended my initial post
Ethnic cleansing clingons sounded about right to me
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Apologies this is how they are labelled on the plans we received. I have amended my initial post
You're being offered Ukrainian ladies and all you can think about is forming them into an orderly queue?I have conflicting banners on the Forum at the moment.
At the top, I am being offered a selection of young Ukrainian ladies.
At the bottom, I am being offered something which will "solve your bird problems".
This seems to be strips of stainless steel spikes to keep all the Ukrainian ladies at bay.
Can't be too careful, I suppose.
The spikes could be arranged to form them into an orderly queue.
I've seen what happens when a bloke ends up under the thumb of an East European woman...You're being offered Ukrainian ladies and all you can think about is forming them into an orderly queue?
Dear God...
Screwfix wants to sell me woodscrews. Fair enough, I do use a good few.
These ones are extremely specialist, by the look of them.
https://www.screwfix.com/p/screw-tite-pz-double-self-countersunk-screws-4-x-40mm-200-pack/27013
They have quite a large variety of other sizes available, should you ever need a left-handed woodscrew - I never have.
Left-handed threads do have a place, the left side pedal axle on a bicycle, for example, but I've never seen a situation where a woodscrew would find that to be of any real advantage.
Would a 'leftie' find it more comfortable screwing in such a screw ? Replies from 'lefties' would be appreciated. (And I get to mark some cards ... (evil laugh.) )
It might come to the point where there are enough potholes for wheels to benefit from having a lump on one side..?
Nah, those tracks will just ruin the road even more.I think this might be a better solution with the size of the potholes in Stafford at the moment.
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County Library had a couple of those for a while.Nah, those tracks will just ruin the road even more.
What you need is one of these. Practical, pothole proof and guaranteed that no bugger is going to cut you up.
I'd forgotten that.County Library had a couple of those for a while.
All to do with legal towing weight for the library trailers - and the cop garage being next door - somebody worked out how heavy all those books might be...I'd forgotten that.