The Official Insane Conspiracy Theory Thread

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Might have to put a cap on this - there'll be complaints..


Yes, please remember this is the Insane Conspiracy thread, not the Weak Puns thread.

P.S. Why would my mini have carbs? Not that I wear anything shorter than knee-length (unless it's karaoke night down at the Freemasons, of course.)
 
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