Tiger store open in Stafford

[proactive]

I've not been lithe for a few years now

Yes. Quite worrying really.

HopeLess.

 

[alphagamma]

Time for an accidental fire....

Or a dangerous tree. No doubt someone in Stafford could lend them one if there's nothing available on site.

 

[EasMid]

I'll be in at the weekend for a pizza cutter and hoping for a novelty pencil and matching sharpener.

Now there's an idea, a tool that does all 3.....

I don't know whether you'll get one in the Stafford shop but they have got carrot sharpeners in their pop up shop in Lichfield.

 

[HopesDad]

I don't know whether you'll get one in the Stafford shop but they have got carrot sharpeners in their pop up shop in Lichfield.

Why would you want to sharpen a carrot?

 

[Gramaisc]

Why would you want to sharpen a carrot?

I suggest that you don't ask Google that - I learnt the hard way with the 'kinky cattle prod' query.

 

[John Marwood]

Why would you want to sharpen a carrot?

Makes healthy food inedible

Often seen in Cantonese cafs

 

[proactive]

Why would you want to sharpen a carrot?

Why wouldn't you want to sharpen a carrot?

 

[HopesDad]

Why wouldn't you want to sharpen a carrot?

Fair point, well made

 

[littleme]

As a birthday present yesterday I received a flashing-yowling-cat-keyring from Tiger store........very....errrrr.rrrrrrrr.....useful.......

 

[littleme]

I don't know whether you'll get one in the Stafford shop but they have got carrot sharpeners in their pop up shop in Lichfield.

They've got them in The Range in Stafford too - husband bought one the other day...

 

[alphagamma]

Say what you like about Stafford, but no-one can say our carrots aren't sharp.

 

[Mikinton]

Why would you want to sharpen a carrot?

 

[Gramaisc]

What about dirty carrots?

 

[basil]

Why would you want to sharpen a carrot?

To stab a rabbit's eyes out....

Oh, what have I said !......

 

[Hothatch]

What about dirty carrots?

Do not leave out the slutty potato

 

[Mikinton]

Do not leave out the slutty potato

The Amorous Life of King Edwards

 

[EasMid]

Why would you want to sharpen a carrot?

Philistine! There's nothing more uncouth than a blunt carrot.

 

[Gramaisc]

Kevin the Carrot seems to be quite sharp...

 

[Withnail]

Full of strange lithe things...

Lithe things?

Unlike IKEA, it is very cramped and the aisles not wide enough...

Perhaps that was why they only sold 'lithe' things?