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Today I Heard.....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by That-Crazy-Rat-Lady, Nov 6, 2012.

  1. staffordjas

    staffordjas Well-Known Forumite

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    " We haven't infected enough people" on Coronavirus update BBC news
     
  2. Glam

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    2 lovely ladies chatting about adult toys in Poundland.
    1st lady - ''Is this what I think it is? Hehehee, I'm too old for 1 of those!''
    2nd lady - ''No, I'm done with all of that stuff''
    They talked about a couple of other things, then 1st said - what was I looking at?
    To which I patted her on the back, and in quite a loud voice said - ''Vibrators darling, you were looking at Vibrators!''
    Poor sods, I think they wanted the ground open up n swallow them!.
     
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    It would have been even funnier if you'd manage to slip one into each of their baskets :)
     
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    Didn't think of that! TBH they were giggling so much I think a pack of Tena pads would've been more usefull!
     
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    Today I heard that Putin has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

    I've hurt myself laughing at this because it's such a good joke. :lolsmash:
     
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    R.I.P. Satire
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