Today I Heard.....

[Withnail]

..... Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Bing Bong Bing Bong, Bing Bong Bing Bong, Bing Bong Bing Bong, Bing Bong Bing Bong...

Bong... Bong...

...................

..... Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Theresa Green]

..... Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Bing Bong Bing Bong, Bing Bong Bing Bong, Bing Bong Bing Bong, Bing Bong Bing Bong...

Bong... Bong...

...................

..... Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Skylark?

 

[Withnail]

On the menu?

Unlikely.

 

[proactive]

Skylark?

All aboard.

 

[basil]

Again.....

 

[Theresa Green]

Someone say that they went to page 2 on Google whilst looking for something


Can only have been a body

 

[staffordjas]

I used to drive my little old mini with a radio on the seat in early seventies. Radio would start crackling when approaching the cops speed traps

 

[rudie111]

Someone referring to a policewoman as a 'lady policeman'

 

[Thehooperman]

Someone referring to a policewoman as a 'lady policeman'

Not very p.c.about a p.c. is it?

 

[Gramaisc]

... a piece by Errollyn Warrell, as she is 'composer of the week' on Radio 3.

It's a bit modernist and experimental for me, but it's probably of interest to some.

I was able to put up with half-listening to the examples of her work until we got to one where the singer was repeating the phrase "Catch it!" for some time, and in a high-pitched shriek.

After a while, it just seemed to turn into an angry woman shouting "Cat shit!" at me, so the house is in silence for a bit now...

 

[staffordjas]

"They took lots of blood from her , as her blood pressure was sky high, so had to get it down quick by getting loads out"

Does it really work like that?...

 

[tek-monkey]

"They took lots of blood from her , as her blood pressure was sky high, so had to get it down quick by getting loads out"

Does it really work like that?...

I guess? Draining the radiators lowers boiler pressure, less fluid = less pressure but surely the pump is the problem?

 

[staffordjas]

I guess? Draining the radiators lowers boiler pressure, less fluid = less pressure but surely the pump is the problem?

At least when mines been sky high they haven't started pumping it out

My blood shot eye ( got one at mo ) is a sign of high blood pressure for me despite being on 2 lots of blood pressure tablets. Discovered that & high BP after an emergency rush to Wolverhampton Eye hospital with ' black' eyes ( not just red...looked like the )

 

[littleme]

At least when mines been sky high they haven't started pumping it out

My blood shot eye ( got one at mo ) is a sign of high blood pressure for me despite being on 2 lots of blood pressure tablets. Discovered that & high BP after an emergency rush to Wolverhampton Eye hospital with ' black' eyes ( not just red...looked like the )

I'll on 3 different types, I asked them to do it a few weeks ago as I keep falling over (last time it was a symptom of it being to high), not this time though...referred to the fall clinic & a headache specialist as both have been happening since I hit head in May

 

[Gramaisc]

... myself, giving a piece of good advice that I often recite to people.

"Most 'security' only really obstructs the legitimate user".

I was, however, talking to myself, as I picked the locks on two cabinets in my garage, having got not the slightest idea where the key(s) might be...

 

[basil]

... myself, giving a piece of good advice that I often recite to people.

"Most 'security' only really obstructs the legitimate user".

I was, however, talking to myself, as I picked the locks on two cabinets in my garage, having got not the slightest idea where the key(s) might be...

Maybe you put the keys in a safe place ?..
...the good advice that I often recite is

'When at friends or family, when you cut your first sausage...... flush!.......

 

[Theresa Green]

Maybe you put the keys in a safe place ?..
...the good advice that I often recite is

'When at friends or family, when you cut your first sausage...... flush!.......

 

[Thehooperman]

Somebody say "bless you" when I sneezed on a London tube

 

[Theresa Green]

Somebody say "bless you" when I sneezed on a London tube

There is only one tube

It’s in London

Metropolitan Man

 

[staffordjas]

On tonights Corrie.... " Got a meeting with a bright young thing from Stafford "