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Hahaha! This made me laugh, this afternoon I had the strangest /slightly similar conversation with my stepmother (in her 70's, very old fashioned, would only go to a pub for a meal & never without my father)......we were talking about places to have coffee in town with friends.....the following..
Me - I didn't expect you to be in today.
Elderly Lady - I've got to be here, Social Services are sending a man out to me today.
M - Oh? What's he doing?
EL - He's going to fit me a bar in the cupboard under the stairs.
Silence.
Then I realised that she has a downstairs toilet under the stairs and he's going to be fitting a grab-handle for her.
..but, I've still told all her mates that's she's got a bloke round there now and he's putting a bar in the cupboard under the stairs..
She calls it 'the bottom of town', which confuses me as being from that end, I call the other (cinema) end the bottom of town, there's no way on earth I'm suggesting she calls it that!!! (it would go over her head(hopefully) anyway!)Ask her if, like me, she struggles to know what to call what was the Apres End of town, now that the name's changed..?
She calls it 'the bottom of town', which confuses me as being from that end, I call the other (cinema) end the bottom of town, there's no way on earth I'm suggesting she calls it that!!! (it would go over her head(hopefully) anyway!)
I need a thread for things the 'oldies' say, yesterday the oldies informed me they had bought a new car.....a 85plate.....I asked if they meant a 58, they say no - its an 85 cos it was built in 2008, I try to explain at great length that cars built in 2008 are either 08 or 58 plates - but they insist its an 85!!!Hahaha! This made me laugh, this afternoon I had the strangest /slightly similar conversation with my stepmother (in her 70's, very old fashioned, would only go to a pub for a meal & never without my father)......we were talking about places to have coffee in town with friends...
S.M - I like that place in town near to Neros
Me - You mean Costa?
S.M - No, the nice coffee shop near to Neros
Me - There isn't another coffee shop near to Neros
S.M - *Sigh* Not Neros, not the shoe shop next door, but the coffee shop next to the shoe shop!
Me - The PUB! The Butlers Bell, used to be Yates's.. ..Its a pub!
S.M - No, its a coffee shop, I have coffee there.
Me - *laughing hystericly* Your friends have been dragging you off to THE PUB! Grandma's been sat in the pub all day!!!
Oh dear......she was mortified!
A girl I sit next to at work asked me if i could fix a problem with a file - All I said was "did you take the protection off before you put it in?"
Much redness of face and giggling. Such a crude girl, she is!