Dog poo

[Gramaisc]

had an interesting discussion with one of my lovely neighbours a few months back after i cuaght one of her darling yorkie terriers crapping on my drive.
followed the little flea bag back to her front door and was told i was a lier???? then was told i was a c*nt by her chav teenage son. lucky for him i had my little lad with me or things may have been slightly different if you know what i mean.

You could of said "just wait 'tli the forum get to hear of this", in a Falls Road accent.......

But it wouldn't have been understood, perhaps. I struggle with them, myself.

"Shwayillaforrmgerraheera-is"

 

[basil]

Maybe try the Shankhill version........

 

[Gramaisc]

I would, but I'ld probably butcher that.

 

[Gramaisc]

Be sure not to pick up the wrong one.

 

[basil]

My interpretation of this story is that the dog had a wank........

 

[John Marwood]

My interpretation of this story is that the dog had a wank........

In polite society we dont use that word we instead would say that the dog was having a Cameron

 

[basil]

I do realise that dogs are disadvantaged in that they canna have a wank in human terms, although the lucky buggers are quite capable of fellating themselves......

 

[United57]

No dog crap on my front lawn since my last post but sadly it appears my next door neighbour is the latest beneficiary.

 

[Gramaisc]

Penalty notice issued.

 

[wizzard]

Has anyone been caught on Victoria Park yet?

 

[John Marwood]

Has anyone been caught on Victoria Park yet?

Shes now called Victoria Wilson and no I dont tend to get found out, could be expensive

 

[Glam]

That bloke in North Castle st I posted ages ago about on another bit is still letting his dogs crap everywhere,despite phoning enviromental health about it. He thinks nowt about chucking it over the fence into the empty house next door to him. Just laughs if you say owt.

 

[John Marwood]

There was an Alan Carr lookalike walking a poo dle down there last night, is that him?

 

[Gramaisc]

The future's bright, the future's orange.

 

[Hetairoi]

Once again I am ashamed to be a dog owner!

Walking the dogs down Doxey Marshes this morning I was disgusted to see the number of 'poo bags' hanging from bushes again!

Surely it would be better to leave it to rot down than hang it from bushes in bags that won't rot, better still pick it up and take it home or even better still don't have a dog if you won't look after it properly!

If I see anyone doing this they will get a piece of my mind!



Admin edit: Threads merged.

 

[John Marwood]

Make it a large chunk and we are in ' business'

 

[United57]

After not having any deposits on the lawn for a while, I came across one this weekend whilst clearing leaves. I did consider it being a fox but unless the fox is as big as an alsatian then forget it.

 

[kilmaccumsey]

after years of not knowing who allowed their dog to poo outside the front of several houses ..Today i saw them let the poor old fellow out ,no lead and he proceeded to poo on about 4 occasions on his short walk they were nowhere to be seen having let him out and shut the door.... so will be having a few words with them ..and they are a young couple....

 

[United57]

Name and shame them.

 

[kilmaccumsey]

will give them a chance to rectify the poogate first