I’d already put the recycling bin out when I realised that I’d got 2 long thin cardboard boxes (about 4 feet long x 8” wide”.
I heard the bin men (sorry, refuse collecting recycling operatives) in the road so I went out with my cardboard boxes in hand.
Me “Can I just give you these please” I thought he’d just take them and throw them in the lorry.
”Bin man “No, sorry we can’t take them”
Me assessing the situation very quickly “but you’ll take them if they’re in the blue bag?”.
Bin man nods his head.
So 4 bin men stand and watch a lady of a certain age (me) squash down the boxes, put them in the blue bag, stand on bag to squash down enough so that the bag will close.
They then proceed to take blue bag and throw the contents in the lorry.
”Sorry” he says again “daft innit?
I decided to be nice, theyd caught me on a good day so I said “Well, you don’t make the rules“
What I actually wanted to say was “Well, I know that you have rules but it wouldn’t have taken you 2 seconds to just throw them in, saying “we’re not meant to do this really but I won’t tell if you won’t”.
Anyway, he then tells me that the system isn’t working, it’s costing too much money, it’s taking too long to do the rounds, the cardboard bags are too heavy to lift and so in 2025 it’s going back to the way it was before, ie, no blue bags.