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[Gramaisc]

Damn you Gramaisc! I've got Chinese Girls Looking For Love now!

Swap you for balloon flights in Jordan.

 

[andy w]

As long as there isn't a strong westerly!

 

[Gramaisc]

As long as there isn't a strong westerly!

Almost constant west wind there this time of year - just take a puncture kit.

http://www.wunderground.com/weather-forecast/JD/Amman.html

 

[andy w]

'Meet your Russian wife'. I must be suffering from amnesia.

 

[Gramaisc]

'Meet your Russian wife'. I must be suffering from amnesia.

We've all done silly things when we've had a few...

 

[Withnail]

Still waiting to hear from Goldilox post prossy search.

 

[age'd parent]

Meet Your Russian Wife
9000+ Russian Women for Marriage. 40+ Sincere UK Men Are Wanted!


9000 divided by 40 that's 225 each, bigamy = 2, what's 225 wives =?

 

[Noah]

9000 divided by 40 that's 225 each, bigamy = 2, what's 225 wives =?

A nightmare?

 

[Glam]

9000 divided by 40 that's 225 each, bigamy = 2, what's 225 wives =?

A bigger van for Shell Island?

 

[Gramaisc]

what's 225 wives =?

No single man could make that much washing-up.

 

[andy w]

But how many pairs of shoes would that equate to?

 

[Gramaisc]

I'm going to bed early tonight - I've just been offered a brochure on various schemes to help me to save for my funeral expenses.

 

[Darren]

Really who who ever must be working the grave yard shift

 

[andy w]

I've now got an Ukrainian Wife. I really need to lay off the cider.

 

[Gramaisc]

I've now got an Ukrainian Wife. I really need to lay off the cider.

Best stay away from Lidl's own-brand vodka....

 

[andy w]

According to the advert there is 9,000 Ukrainian women looking for love. On top of the 9,000 Russian women looking for the same, I'm going to be seriously shagged out.

 

[andy w]

I'd like to think Borsch is Ukrainian for How's your Father

 

[Gramaisc]

"Need a road marking specialist?"

No.

 

[age'd parent]

We'll Buy Your House

No you won't, I live in it!

 

[Augfornov]

Offers on mankinis and quad bikes, not sure how much farther off target they can go.