Targeted Advertising.

[tek-monkey]

I'm getting ones for a diet?

 

[Gramaisc]

I have been invited to join an Albanian chat-room.

 

[Withnail]

There is bound to be much Wisdom within.

 

[Gramaisc]

There is bound to be much Wisdom within.

Albanian police demonstrate their special restraint technique.

 

[littleme]

I dunno about 'Targeted Advertising', but my yahoo email keeps asking is I want a Russian bride! WTF ???

 

[John Marwood]

I dunno about 'Targeted Advertising', but my yahoo email keeps asking is I want a Russian bride! WTF ???

Les Up, is a phrase that always makes me smile, however un PC it may be

 

[age'd parent]

Telling me not to eat black bananas!!!!!

 

[littleme]

Telling me not to eat black bananas!!!!!

....or raisins you find in a field...

 

[Glam]

Telling me not to eat black bananas!!!!!

....or raisins you find in a field...

Dunna eat yellow snow................

 

[Gramaisc]

Dunna eat yellow snow................

See Irish state broadcaster RTÉ's advice for Eating in winter conditions - yellow snow www.rte.ie/news/2009/0202/113451-snowtips/ .

 

[tek-monkey]

Seems to be a glut of dating sites today, already been offered mature (Russian), chinese and travel girls whatever they are!

 

[John Marwood]

Become a National Trust member and get free binoculars/ coupled with Alt J new album...

I have no beard!

 

[wildwood]

Brazilian bikini shop........

 

[Gramaisc]

In an effort to get me to buy a rather expensive cycle helmet, I am being exhorted to "Cycle like an F-22 pilot".

I take it that this means they think that I should get a tricycle..

 

[andy w]

'Have you ever wanted to be a film extra?' If they're after extras for the bar scene in the new Star Wars film, I'm your man!

 

[Withnail]

'Have you ever wanted to be a film extra?'

If memory serves, My Name is URL enquired about such after someone (Goldilox?) revealed that they had just been one.

It was in the Sandonia, that much i do remember

 

[My Name is URL]

I am indeed signed up to an extras agency, but yet to appear in anything, mainly due to having a day job. Almost all extra work is "last minute" so if you work a regular job then it'll be hard to manage getting extra work - even with the mega flexibility of booking holidays in my workplace.

 

[Gramaisc]

I'm being offered the opportunity to purchase a "sexy ebola nurse hallowe'en costume" - Not sure it'll get here in two days - but, we can hope.

 

[Glam]

I'm being offered the opportunity to purchase a "sexy ebola nurse hallowe'en costume" - Not sure it'll get here in two days - but, we can hope.

I now have an image of you in that get up, I will never be able to forget!

 

[Withnail]

Not sure it'll get here in two days - but, we can hope.

I now have an image of you in that get up, I will never be able to forget!

In the immediate sphere of possible personal outcomes, with all due respect it is difficult to imagine something one could hope for less.