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In early 2002, so not long after 9/11, my then girlfriend (now the current Mrs p) came over from Hungary to move in with me. Her grandmother gave her a set of cuttlery to take with her because she wasn't sure if we had knives and forks in the UK!!! Mrs p put them in her luggage and without thinking put them in her hand luggage."the UK's burgeoning status as a great, independent maritime trading nation"
Boris Johnson on the announcement of a new Royal Super Yacht to be built last year, now scrubbed (thankfully.)
Last night this c*** appeared on my TV at the COP meeting and claimed to be: 'the foot soldier, the spear carrier' of the fight again climate change. (I've left out all the incoherent aahhhs, uummms, eerrrrrs that come between every word when he babbles.)
Why doesn't somebody take this moron 'out back, brick wall, .50 calibre machine gun.'
I'd be quite happy to do it, although I don't have a .50 calibre machine gun, (or a wall for that matter.) But hey, I can improvise. I have a baseball bat I bought in Beaumont, Texas when I paid off the Mobil Pegasus many years ago. I had a bit of trouble getting that home I can tell you. Apparently large uniformed Texicans with enormous revolvers aren't keen on the idea of taking a baseball bat on a plane as 'hand luggage.'
The carer told me that, but I wasn't watching and didn't believe him!Well I never ! Has anyone seen the Aldi Christmas TV ad ? How did they get it past the Advertising Standards Authority ? Basically - at one point in the ad - Kevin the Carrot ‘fires’ off into a snowman to become his nose - but misses the mark and becomes his penis.
And did the snowman mind ?Well I never ! Has anyone seen the Aldi Christmas TV ad ? How did they get it past the Advertising Standards Authority ? Basically - at one point in the ad - Kevin the Carrot ‘fires’ off into a snowman to become his nose - but misses the mark and becomes his penis.