UKIP........

John Marwood

John Marwood

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Gramaisc said:
I have used the Forum's excellent Search function and can confirm that that is the only use of the three words as a phrase in the history of the Forum.
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Sir BoD

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andy w said:
Being a little old fashioned I like to think females of being the fairer sex and the thought of unisex toilets leaves me with a feeling of dread.
Would you ladies want to share public toilets with men? I would like to think ladies toilets are kept better and your aim (ahem) is better than mens.
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My mum was a cleaner for many a year, and she had to clean men 's and women's bogs. Most of the stories she would regale around the dinner table would be about the state of the women's traps. Perhaps this was because where she worked there was a higher ratio of women to men, but some of the stories she told us would wrench even the most hardened individual's stomach inside out.
 
tek-monkey

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
I worked in the Colosseum back in the day, and after several times having to help comatose women off the floor of the ladies I can honestly say they pissed on the floor more than the men. Even worse was they had carpets :|
 
Noah

Noah

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Yetis in Canada? Don't they mean Sasquatch/Bigfoot/... And the arrow comes from an area with few sitings. Yetis are Himalayan. Cue Brian Blessed story. When he was in the Himalayas he asked a Sherpa if he had ever seen a yeti. Sherpa replies yes and explains that when he was a child his father shot & killed one. BB asks what it looked like, small sherpa looks up at BB and says "it looked like you"
 
basil

basil

don't mention the blinds
Leader chappie banging on again today, seems he had train out of Charing X via New X Hither Green etc and it wasn't until well out of London he heard English spoken!.....
 
basil

basil

don't mention the blinds
UKIP , Mail and Express regularly come up with the number of migrant workers about to enter the UK. 5-6-7-even 8 or 9 million. Given that that the reported number of unemployed in the EU is 26 million why do they not use that figure ? Or add on family members it could be close on double that or just round it up and report. " NOW WE ARE ABOUT TO BE SWAMPED BY 100 MILLION IMMIGRANTS !" .........
 
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