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CHAV TEST
Do you buy your food from Iceland?
No i don't think i have ever set foot in there either but i can imagine it is aisle upon aisle of processed shiz made by bernard manning.
Have you ever worn Burberry check?
No way Jose.
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket?
Big family fortunes incorrect sound effect.
Are you into 'R & B'?
I prefer B and C
Have you ever worn jewellery from 'Elizabeth Duke' at Argos?
Yes but only at my new year's chave fancy dress party back in '04
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola?
For me, BBC, this is the epitome of blasphemy!
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler?
I have done this, but in an extremely tasteful way and my car is a classic and not a vauxhall nova powered by a hairdryer.
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers?
Yes but this was years ago when they first came out and they were cool. I have owned most types of leisure footwear to be fair.
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone?
Haha Haha. Yes when i was 12 down the park with Andreas. We got bored of smoking bus tickets!
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party?
I hate vin so no.
Do you know anyone that has been on 'Trisha'?
No and if i did there is no way i would even admit to it.
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport?
Erm yeah. Not sure if this qualifies a chav though to be honest.
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives?
No never watched it.
Do you know any straight men who wear earings?
I hope not.
I think you will all agree this certainly means i ain't a chav innit.
Bring on the mass cull!!!!!
CHAV TEST
Do you buy your food from Iceland?
No i don't think i have ever set foot in there either but i can imagine it is aisle upon aisle of processed shiz made by bernard manning.
Have you ever worn Burberry check?
No way Jose.
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket?
Big family fortunes incorrect sound effect.
Are you into 'R & B'?
I prefer B and C
Have you ever worn jewellery from 'Elizabeth Duke' at Argos?
Yes but only at my new year's chave fancy dress party back in '04
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola?
For me, BBC, this is the epitome of blasphemy!
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler?
I have done this, but in an extremely tasteful way and my car is a classic and not a vauxhall nova powered by a hairdryer.
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers?
Yes but this was years ago when they first came out and they were cool. I have owned most types of leisure footwear to be fair.
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone?
Haha Haha. Yes when i was 12 down the park with Andreas. We got bored of smoking bus tickets!
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party?
I hate vin so no.
Do you know anyone that has been on 'Trisha'?
No and if i did there is no way i would even admit to it.
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport?
Erm yeah. Not sure if this qualifies a chav though to be honest.
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives?
No never watched it.
Do you know any straight men who wear earings?
I hope not.
I think you will all agree this certainly means i ain't a chav innit.
Bring on the mass cull!!!!!