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Coming to a Polling Station near you...
The most cynical election ever...
Brought to you by the administration that introduced the Fixed Term Parliament Act...
Starring - The Woman who said she'd never call an election because it would be the WRONG THING TO DO...
And - The Man who was uncomfortable when asked whether he wanted to be Prime Minister...
PLUS a supporting cast of literally NO ONE you've ever heard of...
This, not really Spring but not quite Summer, but not really in any sort of time for anyone to really get their sh!t together, erm...season, yes that'll have to do, join us on an adventure into the heart of a Nation.
Theresa, a shy wallflower, is overwhelmed by her sudden promotion to 'most liked' upon the death of her predecessor. Assuming the mantle of power she is thrown into her hardest challenge yet...
Jeremy, not as shy as perhaps he should be, is overwhelmed by his sudden promotion to [yes we've read this bit, can we move on]... Assuming the mantle of [ yes we read that bit too]...
The questions remain...
WILL Theresa find the love she desperately longs for?
WILL Jeremy find a love that exists beyond the circle he has built?
WILL anyone be quite sure of any alternatives within such a limited time-span?
ELECTION 2017...
You know when you've been Tangoed.
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