The General Election, Stafford Constituency - GK141054 Poll

John Marwood

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shoes said:
I see anthony bamford has tory signs all over his world headquarters!
not to mention the three quarters of a million quid he has donated to the conservatives in the last year alone..

Lord bamf of uxeta soon then..
 

Trumpet

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Went to see Chubby Brown Last night, as he came on to the stage and I took up the chant “you fat bastard, you fat bastard” one of the stewards asked me to leave.

Apparently this sort of behaviour is inappropriate at a party political meeting.
 

John Marwood

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i see the local poll - around 1 per cent of those who will actually vote, makes it a pretty close 3 way tie - not something I would have predicted a fortnight ago
 

John Marwood

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Those swingeing cuts and measures that no party will tell you about .. ( by the bloke next to me in the snug )

In full!

Public sector wage cut - 15 per cent and a three year wage freeze

Education spending cut 25 per cent

Freeze on all transport projects and all public building for 3 years

VAT to rise to 19 per cent

The pound devalued by one fifth

free dolly mixtures for all

( i made the last bit up )

He sounds like he needs to cry now
 

basil

don't mention the blinds
John Marwood said:
Those swingeing cuts and measures that no party will tell you about .. ( by the bloke next to me in the snug )

In full!

Public sector wage cut - 15 per cent and a three year wage freeze

Education spending cut 25 per cent

Freeze on all transport projects and all public building for 3 years

VAT to rise to 19 per cent

The pound devalued by one fifth

free dolly mixtures for all

( i made the last bit up )

He sounds like he needs to cry now
You seem to have missed out huge tax cuts for the filthy rich.......
 

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
John Marwood said:
Education spending cut 25 per cent
Adult education has just been cut to shreds, Stafford College just started talking about voluntary redundancies today. 16-18 year olds are still OK at present, but regardless of who gets in I expect further cuts. So thats less people in education, so more unemployed?
 

John Marwood

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basil said:
John Marwood said:
Those swingeing cuts and measures that no party will tell you about .. ( by the bloke next to me in the snug )

In full!

Public sector wage cut - 15 per cent and a three year wage freeze

Education spending cut 25 per cent

Freeze on all transport projects and all public building for 3 years

VAT to rise to 19 per cent

The pound devalued by one fifth

free dolly mixtures for all

( i made the last bit up )

He sounds like he needs to cry now
You seem to have missed out huge tax cuts for the filthy rich.......
But surely they dont pay tax..
 

John Marwood

I ♥ cryptic crosswords
tek-monkey said:
John Marwood said:
Education spending cut 25 per cent
Adult education has just been cut to shreds, Stafford College just started talking about voluntary redundancies today. 16-18 year olds are still OK at present, but regardless of who gets in I expect further cuts. So thats less people in education, so more unemployed?
Seems a logical thought process

Perhaps Eton Dave has a grandious project to keep us all working

The Suez Canal II perhaps ?

from Felixstowe to Bristol calling at Rising Brook on the way
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
John Marwood said:
basil said:
John Marwood said:
Those swingeing cuts and measures that no party will tell you about .. ( by the bloke next to me in the snug )

In full!

Public sector wage cut - 15 per cent and a three year wage freeze

Education spending cut 25 per cent

Freeze on all transport projects and all public building for 3 years

VAT to rise to 19 per cent

The pound devalued by one fifth

free dolly mixtures for all

( i made the last bit up )

He sounds like he needs to cry now
You seem to have missed out huge tax cuts for the filthy rich.......
But surely they dont pay tax..
Leona Helmsley said:
We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes..
 
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