Lazy fatty forced to eat crisps and chocolate

shoes

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Agreed, obesity isn't going to kill you, much in the same way smoking won't but the effects of either scenario on the body is what will get you.

38 stone is horrific though, surely your legs must have real problems holding you up. Instead of a stenna stair lift you'd need one of those coveyor belt scoops that you see in quarries!

My father is knocking on the 30 stone mark and he's really not well as a result, so another 8 stone, which is a small person really, on top of that.... :o

I say we do the 'feed' thing.... place your bets now!
 

djstaffs

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Quite right, obesity doesnt kill anyone, at worst its a contributary factor as in killed by heart disease caused by being obese. Its also an overly used excuse to be lazy....i cant get a job i suffer with obesity. No you suffer with LAZINESS.
 

Lunar Scorpion

Anarchy in the UK
djstaffs said:
Quite right, obesity doesnt kill anyone, at worst its a contributary factor as in killed by heart disease caused by being obese. Its also an overly used excuse to be lazy....i cant get a job i suffer with obesity. No you suffer with LAZINESS.
I reckon they should all be employed as bouncers, then if anyone causes any trouble they can belly flop them!
 

shoes

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Lunar Scorpion said:
djstaffs said:
Quite right, obesity doesnt kill anyone, at worst its a contributary factor as in killed by heart disease caused by being obese. Its also an overly used excuse to be lazy....i cant get a job i suffer with obesity. No you suffer with LAZINESS.
I reckon they should all be employed as bouncers, then if anyone causes any trouble they can belly flop them!
:rofl:
 

djstaffs

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djstaffs said:
Quite right, obesity doesnt kill anyone, at worst its a contributary factor as in killed by heart disease caused by being obese. Its also an overly used excuse to be lazy....i cant get a job i suffer with obesity. No you suffer with LAZINESS.
Sorry guys i need to edit this post...i should of said "We [the tax payers] suffer from YOUR laziness!!"
 

Lunar Scorpion

Anarchy in the UK
djstaffs said:
djstaffs said:
Quite right, obesity doesnt kill anyone, at worst its a contributary factor as in killed by heart disease caused by being obese. Its also an overly used excuse to be lazy....i cant get a job i suffer with obesity. No you suffer with LAZINESS.
Sorry guys i need to edit this post...i should of said "We [the tax payers] suffer from YOUR laziness!!"
I suffer as well, I don't pay tax but the money spent on them could be used for my free condoms etc. so don't go getting all snobby about being a taxpayer - it's all of our money whether we pay tax or not. And anyway, I still pay VAT on everything...
 

shoes

Well-Known Forumite
Lunar Scorpion said:
djstaffs said:
djstaffs said:
Quite right, obesity doesnt kill anyone, at worst its a contributary factor as in killed by heart disease caused by being obese. Its also an overly used excuse to be lazy....i cant get a job i suffer with obesity. No you suffer with LAZINESS.
Sorry guys i need to edit this post...i should of said "We [the tax payers] suffer from YOUR laziness!!"
I suffer as well, I don't pay tax but the money spent on them could be used for my free condoms etc. so don't go getting all snobby about being a taxpayer - it's all of our money whether we pay tax or not. And anyway, I still pay VAT on everything...
Again I think we'll leave that one alone :P
 

Lunar Scorpion

Anarchy in the UK
Well I'm sick of all this "sponger" dissing anyway.

It's all those foreigners you should be slagging off, I was born here so I have a god-given right to sponge off the British "benefits" system and there's nothing you can do about it. I have had someone who was going on about foreigners tell me that I'm allowed to milk the system because I was born here so there. Of course, I think they're full of shit - I thought they were taking all of our jobs instead, LOL...

Anyway, all I have to say on this whole issue is: who fooking cares? You get on with your life, I'll get on with mine. The queen gets far more taxpayers' money than I do and the banks have sucked up more government funding than the "spongers" have. Besides, by getting a job I would be depriving some poor soul who just got made redundant, probably with a mortgage and kids to look after, and I just couldn't live with myself if I took their job.
 

db

#chaplife
Lunar Scorpion said:
Well I'm sick of all this "sponger" dissing anyway.
you're on dangerous ground here.. shoes has publicly stated that he's happy to rise above all this, yet instead of leaving it you continue to prod and bait.. there's a word for that sort of behaviour: trolling - and it's frowned upon on internet forums.. you wouldn't want to become a cliché, now, would you lunar? ;)

Lunar Scorpion said:
Anyway, all I have to say on this whole issue is: who fooking cares? You get on with your life, I'll get on with mine. The queen gets far more taxpayers' money than I do
yes, but you don't attract thousands of tourists every year lol..

anyway, i'm not having a go, i'm just saying let's all get along and not go down that tried and tested (and failed) route :P
 

Lunar Scorpion

Anarchy in the UK
dirtybobby said:
Lunar Scorpion said:
Well I'm sick of all this "sponger" dissing anyway.
you're on dangerous ground here.. shoes has publicly stated that he's happy to rise above all this, yet instead of leaving it you continue to prod and bait.. there's a word for that sort of behaviour: trolling - and it's frowned upon on internet forums.. you wouldn't want to become a cliché, now, would you lunar? ;)

Lunar Scorpion said:
Anyway, all I have to say on this whole issue is: who fooking cares? You get on with your life, I'll get on with mine. The queen gets far more taxpayers' money than I do
yes, but you don't attract thousands of tourists every year lol..

anyway, i'm not having a go, i'm just saying let's all get along and not go down that tried and tested (and failed) route :P
So I'm not allowed to put across my point of view on anything in case it starts an argument because you're all a bunch of sponger-hating tossers who can't wait to point out my lack of economical contribution and therefore worthlessness to society? Fook you.
 

db

#chaplife
Lunar Scorpion said:
So I'm not allowed to put across my point of view on anything in case it starts an argument because you're all a bunch of sponger-hating tossers who can't wait to point out my lack of economical contribution and therefore worthlessness to society? Fook you.
christ, someone's started on the gin early today lol..
 

cookie_monster

Well-Known Forumite
Lunar Scorpion said:
So I'm not allowed to put across my point of view on anything in case it starts an argument because you're all a bunch of sponger-hating tossers who can't wait to point out my lack of economical contribution and therefore worthlessness to society? Fook you.
not at all....just stop derailing the thread so that it has you as its focus as the victim again.

if you want to tell your thoughts on this woman and her 'plight', i would be interested to hear it.

however, others may not agree with my opinion...but then as a "sponger-hating tosser" should i really care what they think? or you for that matter?


x
 

Lunar Scorpion

Anarchy in the UK
Lunar Scorpion said:
djstaffs said:
djstaffs said:
Quite right, obesity doesnt kill anyone, at worst its a contributary factor as in killed by heart disease caused by being obese. Its also an overly used excuse to be lazy....i cant get a job i suffer with obesity. No you suffer with LAZINESS.
Sorry guys i need to edit this post...i should of said "We [the tax payers] suffer from YOUR laziness!!"
I suffer as well, I don't pay tax but the money spent on them could be used for my free condoms etc. so don't go getting all snobby about being a taxpayer - it's all of our money whether we pay tax or not. And anyway, I still pay VAT on everything...
This was where it all started so I would love someone to explain to me, word by word with explanations, what was wrong with this - because it clearly wasn't designed to start an argument, I'm agreeing FFS... Maybe if people didn't gang up on me like I'm some kind of criminal then I wouldn't feel the need to defend myself every half an hour!
 

My Name is URL

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However do you not see the irony of you (a lazy sponger) moaning about her (a lazy sponger).

"I don't pay tax but the money spent on them could be used for my free condoms etc."

What makes your need for "condoms etc" greater than her need to have money to go to the gym and eat healthily....

And she too pays VAT on the masses of food she eats so you and her are very similar in circumstance.....

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I hate myself. Shut up, SHUT UP!!!

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