Lazy fatty forced to eat crisps and chocolate

tek-monkey

tek-monkey

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God no, people not willing to take control of their own lives shouldn't be allowed one. If you want your life to change, change it. Don't expect someone else to, you are not their responsibility and they have enough problems of their own. Unless you're a kid anyway!
 
MyCult

MyCult

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tek-monkey said:
God no, people not willing to take control of their own lives shouldn't be allowed one. If you want your life to change, change it. Don't expect someone else to, you are not their responsibility and they have enough problems of their own.
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Damn right! TheCult doesn't pay for a Gym; No sir. I strap weights to my mouse and exercise while I work. That’s why I have forearms like Popeye...

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Gadget

Gadget

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I know a few pregnant women who would love the extra stability one of those loo seats would give lol. Back when i was producing spawn (sorry world) i would have love it too. These days i find that getting a tiny bit smaller every week will help my poor over loaded loo.
We are planning on joining the gym too as the fact that we have paid money for it will make us go use it.
Not having much money really doesn't excuse eating chocolate and crisps all day. Been there and ate home made soup for a week as we had nothing else.
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Gadget

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Oh it will us, if it's not frog related and hubby has to open the wallet he feels he's better get his money's worth. besides which we are both very keen to lose weight and it will get us away from the spawn for a while which has to be a good thing.
G x
 
John Marwood

John Marwood

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Gadget said:
Oh it will us, if it's not frog related and hubby has to open the wallet he feels he's better get his money's worth. besides which we are both very keen to lose weight and it will get us away from the spawn for a while which has to be a good thing.
G x
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I look forward to reading your diaries :)
 
Miss Red

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Ewww the images of those toilet seats and what fits on them will haunt me forever haha. if they "moved" around a bit lol, they wouldnt need humongous size everythings - then we wouldnt have to pay for it. They need to do something about all the salad dodgers that are around, becasue we are running outta space!!
 
Gramaisc

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A friend of mine is a nurse in California. The regulations there mean that hospital lavatories are required to be wall-mounted, so that the floor can be properly cleaned. Like this -
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However, several instances of lavatories failing under excessive loads have resulted in a special design being made available with a hydraulic ram which can be extended down to the floor to provide extra support.
 
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Jimbo

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Obesity is the biggest crisis facing the western world, it makes me so angry that in the vast majority of cases it's self-generated. My gf is always telling me off for being 'fattist' but it's hard not to be when you see these wobbly things wandering down the street in clothes that are totally unflattering, with crisps and a can of Coke in hand.

One of the sadist things I've seen is twin boys, aged around 6. Both obese, and both wandering down the street with a can of full fat coke for breakfast. What chance do they stand?

Anywhere that serves high-calorie food, or fast-food should gave restrictions on who can buy foods.
 
basil

basil

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Gramaisc said:
Jimbo said:
with crisps and a can of come in hand.
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Is it just me ( and possibly basil ), or do others also hope that you really meant 'coke'?...
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Surely meant can of coke and a bag of come..... lightly salty..........
 
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Jimbo

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*Ahem* Apparently my phone refuses to recognise the word coke and auto-corrected it. Ill edit the above...
 
Gramaisc

Gramaisc

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Jimbo said:
*Ahem* Apparently my phone refuses to recognise the word coke and auto-corrected it. Ill edit the above...
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Too late once it's been quoted...

Also, the word 'coke' does appear later in the same post, somewhat undermining your defence.
 
John Marwood

John Marwood

I ♥ cryptic crosswords
Jimbo said:
Obesity is the biggest crisis facing the western world, it makes me so angry that in the vast majority of cases it's self-generated. My gf is always telling me off for being 'fattist' but it's hard not to be when you see these wobbly things wandering down the street in clothes that are totally unflattering, with crisps and a can of Coke in hand.

One of the sadist things I've seen is twin boys, aged around 6. Both obese, and both wandering down the street with a can of full fat coke for breakfast. What chance do they stand?

Anywhere that serves high-calorie food, or fast-food should gave restrictions on who can buy foods.
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Or...

Obesity means the fat bastards wont make it to anywhere near retirement age before pegging out, thus solving the financial crisis at a stroke






Or coronary
 
speak65

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Why is it that the fat stereotype is still okay?

I doubt few of you would believe most of the old racial stereotypes but it seems that everyone thinks that fatties just sit on their arses all day, are lazy, stupid and munch only cake and chocolate.

Well I am one of those fatties but certainly dont believe I fit the stereotype.

I hold down a professional career often working 50 hour weeks.
I am active - at nine on a Friday night am taking a break from decorating the bathroom. I could probably beat most of you in a mile swim. I have to admit my gymnastics isnt that great.

Yeah I eat pizza and chips - as an once a week take-away, but otherwise cook fresh healthy meals. I would much rather spend my money on holidays than expensive crap food even if I wanted to.

Like most fatties, I have no metabolism disorder, but love my food (and a bit of wine now and then), and have a bit too much, a bit too often, and although I am active, probably dont do quite enough.

Yes I would like to weigh less for health reasons, but its my issue.
I am appalled by the original story.
Just dont think all fatties fit the stereotype, because most dont!
 
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