Mundane facts about your day: Part Deux.

staffordjas

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I have a small cut on my face after an incident at new year (don't wear 6 inch glitter platform boots and drink!!)

My favourite comments from students so far are:

- You look like a criminal
- You look like that guy from Home Alone
- You look like you've been wearing goggles (wtf?)

Don't work with children!!

Ps. The platform boots were pink for anyone who cares.
We had to dress up for world book day once when I worked in Barnfields primary school.

Being useless at dressing upI just went as a rag-a- muffin with a cloth cap, & blacked my face.
One of the kids asked me why I hadn't bothered dressing up. Hope I don't usually look like a dirty faced rag-a-muffin 🤣
 

littleme

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Unbelievable!!! She is now missing again! She was left in a hotel in Redditch at 3am with a carer overnight. The carer left her , and when the carer went this morning she wasn't there. 😳😭 West Mercia Police have now reinstated her as a 'high risk missing person '

Insane!



Can't understand why the carer left her alone. And why did a strange carer/ police not bring her all the way back home to her parents in Droitwich , rather than leave her in a Redditch hotel in a room on her own, not so far away at 3am in the morning knowing she'd just disappeared for a week before the community in London found her :ohno:
Shared again @staffordjas ❤️
 

staffordjas

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I finally saw someone with sense this morning and got my height on my GP / NHS records corrected after 2 & half years since moving down here (incorrectly input by hopeless 1st surgery we joined , which we soon left ) of being officially only 15cm tall :roll: . 🤣

Todays nurse realised that despite being a short @rse I am actually taller than 5 inches and now down as 154 cms . Made my BMI look a bit better now....
 

littleme

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I finally saw someone with sense this morning and got my height on my GP / NHS records corrected after 2 & half years since moving down here (incorrectly input by hopeless 1st surgery we joined , which we soon left ) of being officially only 15cm tall :roll: . 🤣

Todays nurse realised that despite being a short @rse I am actually taller than 5 inches and now down as 154 cms . Made my BMI look a bit better now....
Hysterical
 

littleme

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Hysterical
I found out today (2nd time this has happened) that someone else had the exact same name & spelling as me, and the exact same birthdate 20 years apart....

My name is not a common name, my first name has many different spellings, so does my surname....how flipping strange....


The other person also has a massive bag of drugs, that could be mistaken for mine...
 
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