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Soccer Cliches Updated
With Ashley and John
"At the end of the day - mine's a bottle of Cristal"
"It's eleven versus eleven - and three hookers"
"There are no easy games in the Premiership - but there are some easy women"
"It's a game of two halves: her top half and her bottom half"
"The lads literally ran their pants off"
"Football's coming home - to find me in bed with its girlfriend..."
With Ashley and John
"At the end of the day - mine's a bottle of Cristal"
"It's eleven versus eleven - and three hookers"
"There are no easy games in the Premiership - but there are some easy women"
"It's a game of two halves: her top half and her bottom half"
"The lads literally ran their pants off"
"Football's coming home - to find me in bed with its girlfriend..."