I've got a lovely combine harvester wot GorDON Brown gimme for free, he said if I sucked his woopsy he'd pay my rent and get the dealers off my back as well. People give Gordy a lotta grief but if you ask me I think he's pretty bang on, coz like sucking a woopsy don't take dat long u getz me, and my rent is like quite a bit month, something like £400 yeh, and my dealers man, day aint so nice...so like if you wanna get stuff like for free, kind of, then just suck someone's woopsy yeh. i rekonz dat kud make all yo' problems just like float away on a cloud, like you know, and some cloudz luk like candy floss innit, witch iz pretty kool yeh.
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