Give us a joke... go on it might be funny :)

I'd tell you a joke about herbs & fish, but this isn't the thyme or plaice....

 

"We're gonna need a bigger cup !! "

 

Boris Johnson and Dominic Cummings are on a plane, Boris looked at Cummings, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a £1,000 note out of the window right now and make somebody happy."

Cummings shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten £100 notes out of the window and make ten people happy"

Hearing… their exchange, the pilot said to his co-pilot: "Such big-shots, I could throw both of them out of the window and make 30 million people ecstatic!"