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Give us a joke... go on it might be funny :)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by BBC, Oct 3, 2006.

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    I have to say, I think I've twanged something in my gut laughing at this …. :haw:

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    "Name the seven dwarfs" is a common pub quiz question.

    We once managed six and put a made-up one to make up the seven.

    You can find a list of the many names that were considered, before the final 'official' seven was settled upon.

    It contains, amongst many others, Sniffy and Stuffy.

    So, our guess of Stiffy, wasn't really that far out.
     
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    Hale and Pace 'Social Distancing Bar Fight.' Uncannily prophetic …. :heyhey:

     
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    Banned from Tesco's again?
     
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    About a month before my uncle died we greased his back with lard. He went downhill fast after that.
     
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    I like those kind of jokes ... they're a good test for my groan-o-meter … :teef:

    Example:

    I debated with a flat earther once. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
    He came around eventually.
     
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    You might not like the guy, and I'll be the first to admit he's a bit of a party pooper … but at least he's considerate enough to wear a face mask in these troubled times … :P

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    Mickey mouse was talking to his divorce lawyer.
    Lawyer- Mickey, I don't think you can divorce Minnie for having big teeth?
    Mickey- I didn't SAY she'd got big teeth I SAID she's F@CKING GOOFY!!! :lol:
     
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    What do the donkeys on Blackpool beach have for lunch?

    About half an hour
     
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    Love is eternal .... (ish)

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