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Give us a joke... go on it might be funny :)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by BBC, Oct 3, 2006.

  1. Gramaisc

    Gramaisc Forum O. G.

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    My favourite "mishearings" -

    Who played Tommy DeVito in Goodfellas? ----- Joe Pasquale...

    Who was the lead singer with the Commodores? ---- Jimmy Somerville....


    Both of those would be worth seeing.


    In what country was Christian Bale born? - Well, I would have got that right, because I remember Tottenham selling him to somewhere in Spain and he definitely played for Wales.

    Other people, who knew that he had also played in some Batman film, decided that he obviously wasn't Welsh...
     
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    You might knock the 21st Century telecommunications revolution (like … there's anything new about revolutions in telecommunications... :eek: ) .. but you can't deny it has its uses ….. :P

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    Reminds me of when the missus was tucked upstairs in bed with a cold, but not too ill to message me on Facebook for a cup of tea.
     
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    Think how hard that would have been on a Morse key ………….. :buddy:
     
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    Bloody aliens coming down here and writing graffiti on things …. why don't they get back up their own end of the spiral arm … :o

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    Worse than "Mostly harmless"?


    This used to appear in Yellow Pages - until the ICE complained about it and got it removed.

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    Must be a day for Stalin / Russia jokes on Twitter ....

    Stalin's girlfriend calls him up one evening, asking him to come round.
    "I can't," he replies, "I am too busy sending people to the gulag."
    "But," she says, "my parents aren't home."
    "Yeah, I know," he replies.


    And this is even better.



    ETA .... which reminds me of this joke ....

    A man returns home after several years away fighting in Europe, and he's going through his wardrobe trying on his old clothes to see if they still fit. On trying on one pair of trousers, he finds a ticket in the pocket for a pair of shoes he'd taken to the shoe-repairers just before going off to war. So next time he passes, he calls in to collect the shoes.
    Anyway, the shoe-repairer takes a look at the ticket, turns it over a few times to make sure it's one of his and heads off into the back room, returning a few minutes later with the guy's shoes. "Yup" he says "..... they'll be ready Thursday."
     
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    I tested my new Mk VI super-strengthened heavily armoured groan-o-meter on this joke.

    RIP groan-o-meter :(

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    Black Country humour: ... :buddy:

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