Hell's bells Cookie Monster, my first time on this forum having been directed by the Stafford Rangers Forum and already I am thinking it was a huge mistake.
I had the pleasure to have been taught French by your mum, (well lets be honest, she attempted to contain my aberrant behaviour, succesfully I might add, she was quite fearsome at times. And despite this I developed a distinct crush! I'll save you the details. All I'll say in my defence is that I was far from being alone in this prediliction, and your mum has popped into conversations with male friends on more than one occaision over the subsequent years.)
You probably didn't want to hear any of that, I apologise unreservedly. I will now retire to consider my future on this forum.
Oh btw Hello all!